[Verse 1]

Bwaaah

The monster chomps down everyone of you

Fewer bums to dine along

Or what do they do

Like he said

One for the honey

One for the road

And one for the dummy

Who dares to eat the bong

I like people who make plans to come to the zoo

Just to enjoy the view

Collect your crew

And snort some glue

Behind the bushes

Cut the tree leaves

To rattle your keys

And see them flee like fleas

Seeing one eye to eye

Or face to face

Nowhere near grace

Full of desgrace

Pace yourself and get ready to look

In the whites of they eyes

Bright with surprise

Once they finish spitting lies

Or at the least

Or In the moment

Sheesh

Or how do they say it

In the olden days

Before the needle stuffing

Booze chugging

Horror

Fades

[Hook]

Stomp the weak

Play hide and seek In the chapel

(Hoe in the heat!)

No!

Police

A villain!

With a lipstick smear on his cheek

No one left to bail him

Guards to nail him

No, no! But many hail him

For hes the uptownholder

Check the gun in your holster

And make way for the beholder

[Verse 2]

Now...

Even the throne not so pretty

Once you stone the king

Five and a half really does

Make you think

Where the other half go?

Am I suposed to know?

Scouch a bit to the side

And let me in on some of that blow

Why?

Cut your high

Yappity yap yap

Im feeling this and that shit

Yet

A family man, born to love

No matter who

The guy

Is!

Lets just hope he lives

Long enough to tell it

To his grandkids

Maybe a dif-fe-rent beat

(Or )

Deep fried weed

To satisfy the weak

All of them cracklovers

Dirty sheet covers

When his kid discovers

How to smoke a joint

Cracking head

And dissapoint

Ahh, man

Again!

He's only there to warn

Us!

I had so much respect for

This guy!

And for his pornos