Monkey’s Wrong, Monkey’s Right

By Shost

Released on July 10, 2020

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“Oh my god Mosey”

“This is so Gay”

A-Menae:

My girl just said when did I ask

But I’m going through the past thinking was it real fast

Did it last

At last

She will blast

Through some gas

When I leave her on Seen

Pretty clean, is she mean

Bet she sounds like mr bean

And make sure that breath is clean

Put that chopper on her head

Unseen, like the dean

But she’s green

Very keen

Like the queen unseen

And she’s only seventeen eah

Shost:

I can not write or read

I can not even count to three

It’s okay cause I’m just a teen

We do times tables and two times three

I wanna learn how to count six

I wanna make a biscuit

I wanna learn the alphabet so I can get from a all the way down to x

The problem is that I can’t read

I don’t really care cause I’m just like creed

Running down the street yea I will proceed

Pull up in a coop, Rest In Peace thy Steve

I’m singing a song so please don’t leave

The king is back, his names leafy

“I think it’s for the chorus eah”

Uhh if you’re sure about count from three”

“One two and three”

Chorus/hook:

*all together*

She leaves me on seen that’s all right

Monkeys wrong

A monkeys right

She leaves me on seen that’s all goods

At least she’s noda from da hoods

Lea:

Girls are such a waste of time

I’d rather get to the village and make some limes

It’s time to rhyme

Is that a crime

But I don’t Keer I need a beer

Girls just make me wanna puke

I’d rather watch a movie about Vader and luke

I need a nuke

Because girls ain’t cute

But that tushy so loose

I think I need to drop a deuce

M_Boyntrata:

Don’t call

Cause I’m not gonna answer

I might as well be going to die from cancer

Lost to a guy who’s a fortnite dancer

I be Dancing on your grave while I’m drinking Fanta

What where when did I ask

For your opinion and your breath that smells like 10 year old trash

Should I just give you and your family a bash

Or maybe go up to your mum and give her a pash

“Lesh gooo! Oh wait no let’s not go.”

Lea:

I said we started from the start again, tell me why

There’s no dimes

And no lies

For me to turn back time

But tell me why are these girls just so damn picky

I have to use a scarf for me to cover hickeys

I’m trying to understand them but they’re so damn tricky

Remembering my ex like her name was Blicky

Crazy, lazy, making me my baby

Girls that wanna be a lady yeah they always saying maybe

Down town, they give me a frown

Asking for my hoodies, phone, and my nighting gown

The regrets I made are such a goddamn shame

But a blond girls brain

Makes me go insane

They’re so mean like Halloween

They wanna smoke some nicotine

Like they wanna read a magazine

That is full of green

Chorus:

She leaves me on seen that’s all right

Monkeys wrong

A monkeys right

She leaves me on seen that’s all goods

At least she’s noda from da hoods

Shost:

You don’t know what ur saying, so get back with a come back

I always reply, insults I’m like jack black

I’m like Santa, putting kids in a red sack

I just stole a watch, then ate some cool tic tacs

Then sold the watch, and got a baseball bat

I’m like the sandlot, like kids with matpat

Cause I might just k in the perk of in my base

Don’t ask the question bro, turn his head into mosey

I have no opposition, man I’m mosey mo snitch

And i know that ur a litch

And i know that Ur a fish

M_Boyntrata:

Don’t ask me a question cause I’m not interested

If I say “when” why don’t you get the hint

If you continue to talk while I’m doing a task

All I’m gonna say is when did I ask

Don’t wanna talk to your ass

Your conversation is trash

If you keep talking

I’ll knock you out with a flask

Punch you in the face

Discriminate your race

Your so annoying just like an untieable shoelace

Subtle Background Chorus in background:

(x3)

She leaves me on seen that’s all right

Monkeys wrong

A monkeys right

She leaves me on seen that’s all goods

At least she’s noda from da hoods

Lea:

“Thank you for listening to my composition. I’m here till Thursday okay, baby. Peace out homies, I love you all. Hashtag Rotorua.”

M_Boyntrata:

“Thank you for listening eah. This is so epic eah Tena koutou, Tena Koutou

Shost:

“Bonjour, bonjour. Welcome- oh I mean thank you for listening. Make sure to smash the subscribe button, smash the like button, turn on the notification bell, and Kia Ora

Anakin Skywalker:

“This is where the fun begins…”

*In Audible shouting*

Outro:

Get all goods soon eah-