Hey!

If we don't stick around we could be leaving for the weekend

But if I don't hunt them down I could be swimming in the deep end

So come around, sit down, make yourself comfortable

Pour a drink and re-arrange the living room

Be a pal, be a real friend

And hold my drink 'cause I'm calling curtains

Hey!

If we just settle down we could be stuck here for the weekend

If I don't turn this life around I might be swimming in the deep end, oh

So come around, stand up, and make yourself home

We're pouring drinks and re-locking kitchen tiles

Be a pal, be a real friend

And lend a hand while I unpack the dishwasher

In real life, we're calling curtains

I got a real job, this is real life now

(????) make me a picture frame

Get a real job, get a real job

Get a real job, get a real job

Get a real job, get a real job