[Verse 1: Shofu]

Life's a bitch, I will leave you dying straight, nice as shit

Keep a hammer with eight shots to ice your shit (Ayy!)

I'm high as shit, I hit your screen, I might have to snipe your shit

Dying wish; hit your top from a longer range like it's Simon whip

Mean something, piranhas, you see me mean mugging

Piece busting, dog on a hunt, you better keep ducking

Snake, I'll put your ass in a box, bitch, you ain't seen nothing

Keep running, dot on your head, that ain't no B button

Known to fire clips so I pick Roy

Heavyweight; I'm known to duke it out with the big boys

You don't get a choice, no RPS, we don't flip coins, destroyed

Ain't talkin' 'bout Amiibos, I grip toys, big noise

Ganon side B, I got my hand 'round your neck

Demand my respect

I smash, turn your ass to a speck

You ran with the set, got Wolf, now the man is a threat

These haters try to knock me down but I land with a tech, bitch

[Verse 2: Matt Houston]

Turn you all to spirits

Light you up, think I'm playing

I'm in my own world, y'all think Kirby gonna save you?

I got splatoon diamonds all up on the wrist

Charizard down B; how I break a brick

When you play this all the haters gonna switch

It's still fuck Bayonetta, hope you take offense

Getting cash off Links, on that rupee flex

Four stock any y'all and your crew be next

I roll up and dudes be pressed

Cause I could make they girl go phantom it ain't UCF

Said it's new to you, but I move the best

Pick Fox, pew pew to the chest, bloop bloop on the ledge

High percent, then I'm choosing Smash 4 Falcon

Raptor Boost and you're dead

Feel like Mang0, high on C9, put the team up on my back

Grab that Kirby hammer, swing by, ain't no DI for all that

So you just fall back or we off rap, walk up slow and I down smash

Treat you like Shulk, you see the future, then you dying in the past

Any beat, I'ma smash it on Ultimate

You do not know who you fuckin' with

Be like Sonic and Pikachu in the reveal

Blast you and whoever you running with

Be grateful for these bars, I'm heaven sent with the pen

I feel like Sakurai, don't ask me for shit ever again, the end

[Verse 3: Scoot]

I see you smashin' but you truly ain't a factor

I am handy like the master, you a echo fightin' actor

My team winnin' from beginnin', never endin'

Perfect 10'ing, Pocket Diddy, down B peeling

Caps and flippin' got you slippin'

N-E-S-S he's so fresh

He got that tech, back throw on deck

Yo face, protect, I am a threat

You puff ass niggas need a rest

Why can't I flex my man I'm next

Don't pop them, but I'm nuts like chest

I'm snappin' next, that's facts, no techs

I can't forget to shine, reflects

Nigga I'm sleep, but I got the 9, get you ironed like Peach

You For Glory, nigga you bore me

Niggas get beer bling popped like Yoshi

Quick thunderbolt, Pikachu volt

Tackle get a jolt, I don't even know

Luigi the bro, get chopped on like a tree in the village

You don't want smoke, ho

[Break 1: Shofu]

Mike Haze done come a long way

Talk to em'!

[Verse 4: Mike Haze]

All wear masks in this masquerade

Catch these hands and a Dancing Blade

Make mistakes and I'll take your place

Keep your body boxed up if you're playing Snake

You're rolling left but I'm rolling right

Picture perfect, a broken mind

Luigi's Mansion, I hold the light

If you fuck with me you'll see a poltergeist

Blast past, I Hax dash with snapback

I dashed back, you trash cats can't stand that

Got fat stacks, I dash dance the clapback

Still tap that then roll up like bap bap

Don't try to catch up, I'm acting fast

I killed this game, call me Captain Zack

My raps are packed and you going to the black void

If you're talking shit you gonna disappear like Jack Hoyt

[Verse 5: Token Black]

I met your bitch out in Maryland, she was trying to Pound

But we had to keep it on the low

'Cause your bitch Bee with me when you not around

Gotta Larry Lurr on the gun

That should be dropping rounds

I don't talk shit, the only thing you'll hear from me is not a sound

Nigga keep quiet

Gotta long nose, it's like Tweek fighting

Think you better than me, nigga keep trying

You be next to green like you Mario

I want coin like I got Up B'd by him nigga

Can't hold me back so I do and say what I want to

And it's two fingers in your face for your Twitlonger

Bitch, fuck you

[Verse 6: Shofu Tha Beatdown]

Thought the Cypher wasn't gonna have Beatdown

Off of your rocker you must be

Haters wanna put in stupid opinions

But only Game and Watch can judge me

Ring the alarm again, I'm back with the bars again

I'm Sonic, I'm swinging my arms again

Bringing more heat than a cardigan

Shizzy was right, me and Shofu are the Mario brothers

We bringing that fire

Two Shofus with the same name

But ain't nobody here an echo fighter

I come with the heat, like I'm Roy

I'm Ike, my fire is blue, my boy

Fire Emblem with the crews, my boy

Pull a sword up, alley-oop my boy

[Verse 7: MightyKeef]

Almighty Keef up on the cypher now

Boy that's just crazy

Flow got you droolin', wear a bib like Bowser Baby

Came up in to take away your stocks with all my homies

And more keep poppin' up I call em Assist Trophies

A Fire Flower couldn't bring the heat like me

And for $5.99 you can be like me

Broken at every tourney it don't get no better

Why you sweating like every player that picks Bayonetta

[Break 2: Shofu]

ZeRo talk to em'!

[Verse 8: ZeRo]

It's the top of the players, when I walk in all the others flock

JV3 stock if I play against SonicFox

Scarf around my neck, so cold that I'm past hot

Boy I got bars, keep it bouncing like a jab lock

Diddy, Sheik, I'll switch to Mario, I'm throwing fire

If you see me in your bracket I suggest that you retire

'Cause everybody know how the trophy and dinero's won

They all leave with my name, you going home with ZeRo (nada!)

[Break 3: Shofu]

Max Ketchum!

They doubting you, talk to these niggas!

[Verse 9: Max Ketchum]

Smash caster, Pokemon master slash rapper

Backdashin' Falchion slasher

Smacking brackets with my eyes closed, legacy that I hold

Pay to see my live show, plenty CDs I've sold

Prize gold always, never settle for second

And in a second I'm decking you

You just missed a tech and you

Ain't got nowhere to run, you're in the corner

I'm a flowing fortress supported with missiles and mortars

Crossing borders always flossin' on the fools that oppose me

Tossing Gordos, they for those who thinkin' that they can slow me

You know me, an OG, pick only what's OP

And nobody owe me no thing but a trophy

And a fat check with mad zeroes like Tempo

Put my enemies in boxes like bento

Or Snake, all outta shape when they lose

Want a runback baby? Come to Let's Make Moves

[Break 4: Shofu]

Chillindude, show em' why you cold!

Talk to em'!

[Verse 10: Chillindude829]

Still not lawful, and I've never really been though

Flow Link up-B cause I really spin those

All I see is Clouds like I'm looking out a window

No UCF like I'm sponsored by Nintendo

Winning coin battles, stacking chips, I'm mowing the bank

Call me Land Master, 'cause I still got more in the tank

Counter your jank, you drawing a blank

Every Fox is owing me thanks

Yeah you can play me, but all it'll do is lower your rank

Looking like Luigi, 'cause you hold the biggest L

Doggin' all you haters, but I ain't Isabelle

Bars Palutena, they just a little brighter

I'm the original, y'all some Echo Fighters

[Verse 11: D1]

They say he left Melee, he was hot in his hay-day

Doesn't need anyone, to yell Destruction

Put it all on the line, 'cause the scene deserved to shine

Ads are coming your way, even with Twitch... Prime?

I prefer the air, sometimes I wish I could fly

When I say good games, it is probably a lie

Forget about that Fox, confirmed pro, lost to Hbox

With Nanney absent from us, which bird will accept the onus

They say Lombardi, cannot come through to the cook out

Blaster's out sideways, you'll see what I am about

Great Cave Offensive, Hyrule Temple, New Pork City

I'll stop naming these stages, cause they're banned already

In 64 I don't exist

In Melee you will eat kicks

In Smash Brawl I'll serve you clips

In Wii U I was eclipsed

Pray for me in Ultimate, pray for me in Ultimate

Pray for me in Ultimate, pray for me in Ultimate

In 64 I don't exist

In Melee you will eat kicks

In Smash Brawl I'll serve you clips

In Wii U I was eclipsed

Pray for me in Ultimate, pray for me in Ultimate

Pray for me in Ultimate, pray for me in Ultimate

Falco

[Verse 12: Rogersbase]

Yellow, purple, red, shots beatin' bloody

Call me Falco, I ain't your buddy

Still not a rapper but I'm better than you

Pity like, Palutena's amused

Shadow? Please, Chaos Control

You say you're alpha but you play Omega

Which says to me you are a Beta, thanks SEGA

Call the Popo, they will say Nana

You are persona, non grata

Put you on ice seven years, Young Link

Eyes are too big for your ears, Toon Link

Do you play Wario too? 'Cause your breath stink

Gee, I wonder what your mom thinks

Did she buy you your Old Spice?

Bet she wants you to smell nice

Maybe use it instead of complaining about all the memes that abuse it for likes

Entertain the idea that you can smell nice as a Peach or a Daisy, yikes

[Verse 13: OmarCameUp]

Yo, word, it's the come up kid

Who tryna catch the hands today?

Slice a nigga up, they hit my shoot boy that's a Dancing Blade

Niggas tryna share their stock, I'll make sure that they can't be saved

I dodge the fakes while droppin' heat

I B reverse and detonate

You drowning bitch? I can't relate

Watch who you cuffin' next

I'll make sure your ex work for me like a button check

Her ass look like Zero Suit's the way she keep her butt in check

I run the check and 2 - 0 all you niggas 'til there's nothing left

[Verse 14: Zerk]

Yeah bitch I'm here too, and I'm top tier too

And I'm handing out L's, coming to a block near you

Get the touch of death, just like the rest, you'll get dropped too

Push you to the ledge, your friends are there what you gon' do?

Fuck it, killer you callin Smash cops

Your girl love this black cock

So she told me Smashbox

You outside like knock knock

Jimmy stay trying to roll with the crew

Your application was never approved

Your invitation will never come through

Waluigi will get in before you

[Verse 15: JWittz]

I'll test the best of the best

It ain't with my pest that's electric

Heedless of who you select, it's these Master Hands you'll be catching

Telekinetic like Ness cause you try to tech and I'll guess it

They always sleeping on me but they're the ones getting rested

Welcome to the Ultimate tourney

Look! Every single fighter's returning

And you can't hit shit cause your boy Wittz did the Witch Time

And he's hit confirming

Just like the Grinch, 'cause I did you dirty

On my Charizard all this spit is burning

At the end of this I'm gonna reminisce

I'm gonna be the last one left, just call me Kirby

[Break 5: Shofu]

Aw shit, VI Seconds?

Ya'll ain't fuckin' ready!

Shizzy, hit these niggas with that fire!

[Verse 16: VI Seconds]

Ayo B, see I'm Falcon with the punching

Tell everyone need to run and see

When I fire birds like Falco with his Up and B

I'll up the piece, a different caliber it's smoking

And it's popping out of nowhere like Challenger Approaching!

Top tier, final boss, Master Hand me respect

I look at you and see squares like Character Select

This is Evolution, I should run the event

Bitch I'm flier than knock back at 900%, uh

I am the Gawd your broad bow to Six

When I bust a box open ain't no items coming out of it

I don't fuck with Snakes you be around some losers

Stay riding with the chopper low, Bowser Jr

Fuck with the movement then I'm cruisin' and choosing to beat you With the hammer swinging like Doot Deedeleet Doot Deet Doot Deet Doot

Pichu you hurt yourself tryna beat me

You a failure, wearing L's, soul snatched, Luigi in a trailer

Hold the 9, Game and Watch

Use a tech, you'll get blast at

Straps over the shoulder, I'm Ness with the backpack

Everybody get spiked and all your heroes get stretched

Like Yoshi tongue, y'all just saw a zero to death

This my team, bring your squad and we wrapping yours up

Nose on the cannon, long as Ganondorf punch

Never copy, I don't use Kirby

Fuck that sucker shit, y'all can stay in my shadow

Bear witness to the Ultimate

Bitch! Nigga! Bang!