Flex Like Machamp

By Shofu

Released on April 13, 2016

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[Intro: CTC]

Aye man, this that 2013 Shofu and Young Basedlord shit man, we ignorant

Even though it's 2016, you know?

IDM, we still up in this mother fucker

Young Based Lord, I'm still up in this mother fucker

Y'all ready know Shofu in this mother fucker

And we skeeing on y'all like SKRR SKRR SKRR SKRRRR

And we flexin

We flexin on all y'all man

Shofu, how hard we flexin dog?

We flexin!


[Verse 1: CTC]

CT-Rex the track so hard, make you drop yo jaw just like Tyrantrum

Clauncher on my side, go Pumpkaboo, turn your ass into a Phantump

Come through, I'm snatchin yo badges and money and girl up for ransom

Now she don't wanna leave, like a Barbaracle I'm just too handsome

Yeah I'm a handful

Straight outta Kanto

Fabio amp em

This is the anthem

Fuck all your banter

I just dismantle

All of your chances

Haters swing from my nuts like a Lampent

Litwick the shit like a Chandelure

Runnin through your 6 like Canada

Lames with the standard Sand they're spammin

Scald tryna burn me like Senator

Yo Lati owes me a debt, don't forget

I'ma let my Tar win like a lannister

Wrist game so cold it's on Delibird

SKRR SKRR SKRR SKRRRR

SKRR SKRR SKRR SKRRRR

Like the winter Olympics

Whippin up heat in the kitchen

Icy McSpicy I'm pimpin

Scrafty I walk with a limp and

Blastoise gon come with extentions like

BRRAP BRRAP BRAPP!


[Hook: Shofu]

Hold up, wait

Hold up

Flex on you trainers, Machamp (Flex!)

Hold up, wait

Hold up

Flex on you trainers, Machamp (Flex!)

I ball on you hoes like Durant (I'm ballin)

These haters they dont understand (Y'all don't get it)

Hold up, wait

Hold up

Flex on you trainers, Machamp (Flex!)

Hold up, wait

Hold up

Flex on you trainers, Machamp (Flex!)

Hold up, wait

Hold up

Flex on you trainers, Machamp (Flex!)

I ball on you hoes like Durant (I'm ballin)

These haters they dont understand (Y'all don't get it)

Hold up, wait

Hold up

Flex on you trainers, Machamp (Flex!)


[Verse 2: Shofu]

Who the fuck is N bitch, I'm the king up in my city

Just caught Rayquaza now nobody fucking with me

Pussy ass niggas out here looking like a Skitty

Used to feel so down and shitty

Now I'm ballin like I'm Whitney

Watch me Rollout on them niggas, what the fuck is up

Blow me I ain't going nowhere I got Suction Cups

Used to put these niggas in the ground with the Mud Shots

But now I put em in the Sky with the Uppercuts

Spit Sacred Fire in the booth

You a liar I'm the truth

Raichu light a nigga up got me feeling like I'm Zeus

Harden on my body if you Biting lose a tooth

All these fuckin Garbodors who you tryin to polute

Anyone can get it this ain't version exclusive

Crit game stupid

Nigga I abuse it

The Champion of music

Got these Badges I can prove it

On Exploud I got acoustics

Slash I leave em wounded

Strength I'm move it, moving it

Through the Guillotine I execute em

I'm flexing on you haters like Machoke

Hit select bring that bike out gold on my spokes

Get it done I don't fuck with Slowpokes

Flow venom Toxicroak

6-0 now I'm feeling like Oak

My flow so good it's scary

You niggas just some Faries

Hit you one time and you gon be needing some Sitrus Berries


[Hook: Shofu]

Hold up, wait

Hold up

Flex on you trainers Machamp (Flex!)

Hold up, wait

Hold up

Flex on you trainers Machamp (Flex!)

I ball on you hoes like Durant (I'm ballin)

These haters they dont understand (Y'all don't get it)

Hold up, wait

Hold up

Flex on you trainers, Machamp (Flex!)

Hold up, wait

Hold up

Flex on you trainers, Machamp (Flex!)

Hold up, wait

Hold up

Flex on you trainers Machamp (Flex!)

I ball on you hoes like Durant (I'm ballin)

These haters they dont understand (Y'all don't get it)

Hold up, wait

Hold up

Flex on you trainers Machamp