[Refrain]
Bonjour, hello, how are you?
Comment allez-vous what it is what it do
Oh cool so cool Joe Cool
Joe Camel gold panels
So many channels
[Verse 1: Kool A.D.]
3-D spectacle optical illusion
Magic eye voodoo [?]
Magic eight-ball
Frisbee, Dixie Chicks
Walt Disney please believe me
Black Em speakee
Teepee, totem, hold 'em
Texas, Lexus, “Beemer, Benz or Bentley”
Nissan, to Chevy
I'm to sexy, [?] protect me
Check please
Check more weaponry
Discuss my pedigree
We are family, my whole colony and me
[Refrain 2x]
Bonjour, hello, how are you?
Comment allez-vous what it is what it do
Oh cool so cool Joe Cool
Joe Camel gold panels
Mo' channels
[Verse 2: Kool A.D]
Moses, Robert. Rabbit, Roger
Our Father, our “Wade in the Water”
Black white magic
Tragic mulatto
Bato faro no tomorrow
Rampart rocket
Hot Pocket
Pull it, twist it
Bop it, stop it
S'not formatic
Cop it, kick it
Flip it, tap it
Plastic, paper
Quaker, shaker
Mover, hoover
D-d-d-d-damn man
Made in Japan
Shake my hand
“Konichiwa”
Hee hee ha
Que t'en pasando
Que paso?
[?] basta
Mangia pasta
Boom shakalaka boom shakalaka