[Verse 1]

Wake up in the morning

I gotta go to work

Yeah, I don't wanna do that

So there's something that I'm gonna do first

(Alright. Where's the lighter? Where's the weed?)

[Verse 2]

Walking on my way to work

And I'm not in the best of moods

Just before I get to the shift

There's something that I gotta do

And just like that, I'm feeling pretty alright

I'm ready to go and do the things that I don't really like

[Chorus]

I love being stoned at work

It makes the day go smooth

I love being stoned at work

The customers are stoned too

[Verse 3]

Bossman summons me

Into his office room

I got a paranoid feeling

That I am rather screwed

He said "Hey man, I've been looking at your performance record over the past few days

You're doing good

You're doing great!

How 'bout a raise?"

I'm not gonna say "no" to that!

Time to celebrate!

[Chorus]

I love being stoned at work

It makes the day go smooth

I love being stoned at work

The customers are stoned too

I love being stoned at work

It makes the week go fast

I love being stoned at work

It kicks a ton of ass!

[Guitar Solo]

[Skit]

Uh, yeah. Hey man, can I take your order?

Oh, dude, that sounds really good

You know what this fine establishment really needs though?

Salt and vinegar chips

Yeah

[Chorus]

I love being stoned at work

It makes the day go smooth

I love being stoned at work

The customers are stoned too

I love being stoned at work

It makes the week go fast

I love being stoned at work

It kicks a ton of ass

I love being stoned at work

It makes everything go smooth

And all my fellow employees

Yeah, they're all stoned too

I love being stoned at work

[Outro]

Yeah, especially when they call me at five-thirty in the morning on my day off

Yeah, just give me a minute, bud