[Verse 1]
Getting two birds stoned at once
You don't own space, Nay-sa does
Why the fuck do you look like Indianapolis Jones?
One man's garbage is another man person's good ungarbage
Bubs, did you get it? Passed with flyin' fuckin' carpets
Express myself sometimes when I wanna be properly different
That would be putting me in an awkwardly situation
[Chorus]
Knock knock, who's there? Get the fuck off the stage
Good things come to those at the gate
Rick, you can't say "dope" at the bank
Dope, dopity fuckin'- dope, dope
[Verse 2]
Make like a tree and fuck off
Play that Diane Sawyer song
Survival of the fitness
Doesn't take rocket appliances
Save me some of those sweet empowered chicken things
Denial and error, supply and command, peach 'n' cake
You can go to college and get your little PfD
Get our fuckin' land papers A.S.A.T
[Chorus]
Knock knock, who's there? Get the fuck off the stage
Good things come to those at the gate
Rick, you can't say "dope" at the bank
Dope, dopity fuckin'- dope, dope
[Skit]
I'm getting drunk as fuck, and I'm doing drugs, and I'm going down to the cheeseburger picnic, and I am fucking with Randy
You make my words
Yeah, I'm smarter than that
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[Verse 3]
Worst case Ontario
For the gooder of us all
Give you some homemade fuck offs (yeah)
[Chorus]
Knock knock, who's there? Get the fuck off the stage
Good things come to those at the gate
Rick, you can't say "dope" at the bank
Dope, dopity fuckin'- dope, dope
Knock knock, who's there?
[Outro]
Mr. Stupidy Head, who's fuckin' pissin' me off and thinks he's the captain of the shit-liner
And by the way, your fish stick sucks so fuck off!
In Episode 3x01, “The Kiss Of Freedom”, Ricky, Bubbles, and Julian travel to a bank to invest their ill-gotten funds. Ricky says “dope” while they are in line, prompting Bubbles to reprimand him for doing so and Ricky to respond by screaming it multiple more times, eventually culminating in their forceful removal from the building by security.
A combination of two common rhetorical questions, “Does a bear shit in the woods?” and “Is the Pope Catholic?”
In episode 5x03, Ricky gives Julian an “ultamarian”, declaring that it is either him or “Gumby and P'fuckio” (Corey and Trevor). Julian fires Ricky in favor of Corey and Trevor, who very quickly knock over a grill after Ricky warns Julian that “they are gonna fuck up”. Ricky, leaning out of the window of his car, says, “I’m not the kind of person to say "atoadaso”, but you know what? Atoadaso. I fuckin' atoadaso."
The proper saying is “ good things come to those who wait”
Episode 4x07 ‘Propane, Propane’
Bubbles takes his truck driving test and fails, but Ricky convinces Julian that Bubbles passed with flying colors (flyin' fuckin' carpets)