(Verse 1: Shing02)

A tag monkey is the guy that you see in places

That sell women's clothing and he looks so helpless

His expression is the one of the faceless

Character in Ghibli, solo like no siblings

Why the long mug, staring at his mobile

Might as well have a bumper sticker on the forehead that read

Rather be living than living the dead

His spirit is so low like he drank some lead

Then his girlfriend comes out of the dressing room, hi

He has to run up and smile and give a comment or two

You don't look fat, maybe it's just small on you

I'll go get another size, you can wait here boo

Who is this guy you can't look him in the eye

'Cause tag monkeys don't mix, Catcher in the Rye

Divide, keep 'em separated or they go wild

Walking down the mall, you can identify a

(Hook: Shing02)

Tag monkey, tag monkey, a tag monkey, tag monkey

(Verse 2: Shing02)

Forever 21, Top Shop, H&M, and Zara, the main culprits of a tag monkey saga

The usual suspects Victoria's Secrets, other cosmetic stores, Sephora and Kiel's

Pop music overload, every hit a house mix, you swear you could smack the DJ with a sound FX

Unisex stores like urban outfitters get a metro pass, never mind the overpriced stuff

Bed Bath and Beyond, well that's a borderline

If you're shopping for sheets, then you're knocking the boots

Otherwise you couldn't care less hanging at a Goodwill or flea market

Salvation Army rack, probably get the red tag polyester, Expendables, Sylvester Sly investor

If you get your girl to leave home to come to Home Depot

Bet you can't get her to dance the aisles to to beat though, she's not your

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(Verse 3: Shing02)

We've all been there, once innocent and pure, thinking a date picking clothes would be

Fun to endure and wouldn't bruise the ego, then one day you catch yourself dreaming about

Heinekens while staring at the mannequins

Your inner man panicking that's why you're mad at them

Old Spice, dos equis macho men wouldn't be caught

Carrying a handful of random things

Staring at the ceiling fan like you just hit the snooze button, damn

Swallow a yawn, the game is on

Queen to pawn an episode of Breaking Dawn

She can't choose now it's the shoes

A freaking zoo win or lose paying dues

Salute the...

(Hook)