[Chorus]
We are here to soak your memories
We are here to absorb your energies
We are here to soak your memories
We are here to absorb your energies
[Verse 1]
Watch out
It's the attack of the sponge monsters
Frantic last minute promoters who lost sponsors
Always choose the worst possible timing
Causing hysteria, sending my assignments
Out of whack, out of sight
Sike, their appearances first soft and innocent like
Stuffed dolls and caricatures
Just you wait, till they slip up and break character
Too late to zip up, the stuffing is out so
Free the robots, snuffing ’em out, oh
They can sap all of your chi and absorb it
Act like you're about to go fly their orbit
Passed down sanctified entitlement
I don’t have the time nor the fuel to be idling
Air down there is giving me asthma
Treat every piece of souvenir like a hazmat
I need to muster the power to push back
Turning my cranium into mush
Brain freeze… mashed potatoes
Can’t even smell a fresh can of tomatoes
Cryogenics liquid nitrogen
Lowers the body temperature in a pinch
Break out of carbonite a la Han Solo
You want out of this mess, then follow
[Chorus]
We are here to soak your memories
We are here to absorb your energies
We are here to soak your memories
We are here to absorb your energies
[Verse 2]
Override manuals for spontaneity
Flashback to ET 1980s
Extra dextrous hologram keyboards
Adjust parameters to emulate cyborgs
Spyware all up in the mix
Blocking opponents never a quick fx
They can still position your coordinates shared
Cross-reference, got you in a crosshair
How to escape the wrath of the sponge
Only way to sneak out spike the punch
Layman’s terms, you need to get them buzzed
Of their own talk, then find a good chance to walk
Away, don’t run you might trip the wires
Tip the fish hook, cast net requires
A password and I got a keychain
Admin status, actively searching
Match the biometrics, scored a hat trick
That’s it, open the hatch and close the lids
Their sine waves don’t ever phase me
Now we’re in the clear, yo we’re outta here