[Verse 1]

I got nasty habits

I take tea at three

Yes, and the meat I eat for dinner

It must be hung up for a week

[Verse 2]

My best friend, he shoots water rats

And feeds them to his geese

Don't you think there’s a place for you

In between the sheets?

[Chorus]

Come on now, honey

We can build a home for three

Come on now, honey

Don't you wanna live with me?

[Verse 3]

And there's a score of harebrained children

They’re all locked in the nursery

They got earphone heads, thеy got dirty necks

They're so twеntieth century

[Verse 4]

Well, they queue up for the bathroom

'Round about seven thirty-five

Don't you think we need a woman's touch

To, to make it come alive?

[Chorus]

You'd look good pram-pushing down the high street

Come on now, honey, don't you wanna live with me?

[Instrumental Break]

[Bridge]

Whoa, the servants they're so helpful, dear

The cook, she is a whore

Yeah, the butler has a place for her

Behind the pantry door

[Verse 5]

Oh, the maid, she’s French, she’s got no sense

She's wild for Crazy Horse

And when she strips, the chauffeur flips

The footman’s eyes get crossed

[Outro]

Don't you think there's a place for us

Right across the street?

Don't you think there’s a place for you

In between the sheets?