[Intro: Will Wood]

Row, row down the stream

This is not a dream

Row, row down the stream

The ferryman only deals in cash

[Verse 1: Shayfer James]

Joe met Daisy on the Day of the Dead

When he woke up, drunk and handcuffed

To a dirty double bed

She said, "Joe, you should be wary of

The women you pretend to love"

Then she wrapped a plastic bag around his head

Joe met Daisy on the Day of the Dead

[Chorus: Shayfer James]

Oh, your time is comin' fast

And the ferryman only deals in cash

Oh, your time is comin' fast

And the ferryman only deals in, the ferryman only deals in cash

[Verse 2: Shayfer James]

Ben met Gary at a backroom game of pool

When he caught him pettin' heavy

With a boy from Baton Rouge

He said, "Ben, you should've learned by now

I'm not a fan of fuckin' around!"

Then he beat him with a bottle and a cue

Ben met Gary at a back room game of pool

[Chorus: Shayfer James, Will Wood, Both]

Oh, your time is coming fast (Row, row down the stream)

And the ferryman only deals in cash (This is not a dream)

Oh, your time is coming fast (Row, row down the stream)

And the ferryman only deals in, the ferryman only deals in cash

[Bridge: Will Wood]

Never again can be innocent

And everything ends, well, it just makes sense

If up has a down there's another side

In there's an out so it's worth a try

People want each other but they want themselves more

Even when your lover's something new to live for

It's to die for, therefore to kill for

Black has white so go to the light, my love

[Verse 3: Shayfer James]

Jane met Ginger over dinner in July

Ginger said that she'd forgive her

For the secrets and the lies

So they drank a toast for days to come

And the Devil spoke with Ginger's tongue

"Oh, I hope you like champagne with cyanide!"

Jane met Ginger over dinner in July

[Chorus: Shayfer James, Will Wood, Both]

Oh, your time is coming fast (Row, row down the stream)

And the ferryman only deals in cash (This is not a dream)

Oh, your time is coming fast (Row, row down the stream)

And the ferryman only deals in, the ferryman only deals in

Oh, your time is coming fast (Row, row down the stream)

And the ferryman only deals in cash (This is not a dream)

Oh, your time is coming fast (Row, row down the stream)

And the ferryman only deals in, the ferryman only deals in cash!

Shh!