Snow Bones About It

By Shane Madej

On Puppet History

Released on October 2, 2020

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Well, it's a good gig

Bein' a snowman

They roll me up every year

Look at that little funny carrot nose

It brings folks so much cheer!

But the thing that makes me special

A little secret of my own...

Well, I'm the only man of snow I know

Who's full of other people's bones!

(He's full of bones, he's full'a bones)

You know, I'm not too sure how it got its name

But Donner Lake's a beautiful scene

In fact, I'm not too sure of plenty other things

Like where I got these fancy spleens

I guess some snow's just gory

Which is why I'm so unique

I'm the only man of snow I know

Who's got a couple sets of teeth

Chatter with me!

(Unpleasant bone sounds.)

A snowman is a wish you make with winter's heart

Speakin' of hearts, I'm packin':

Five of those!

Eleven toes!

Eight clavicles!

How magical!

And when the spring brings the warming sun

Be sure to watch your step

On your morning run

'Cause I'm the only man of snow I know

Who's got somebody else's tongue!

Bring it home!

Well, I'm the only man of snow I know

Who's full of other people's bones!

(Yeah!)