I used to spend my holidays alone

An anthropomorphic oar, pretty bored

Sittin inside of his home, oh no

But then you met me, and I suggested we

Go on a little holiday trip, really quick

And we went down to the Bahamas for a dip

And we just kept going

Christmas can be every day

When you’re travelin' the world and you’re an oar and you’re gay

We ate tangerines in Tokyo

Then caught a flight to Borneo

And spent a day in Rekjavik

The hot dogs there were prеtty sick

Every trip ya take is a gift

When you lovе the livin' hell out of the one that you’re with

We’ve been to Bangalore

And BogoTA

Had onion rings in Omaha

Got high as hell in Amsterdam

And ate up all our Christmas ham

God damn that was a damn good ham

And now the future that we make is our own

Close your eyes and throw a dart at the map, and that’s that

Off to destinations unknown

I hope wherever we go has more ham

Travelin’s such a wonderful ride

But it’d be a drag without you here at my side

Why don’t we stop for brunch in Saskatoon

Namibia to see some dunes

Chicago just to peep the bean

And also bone beneath the bean

Antarctica if we’ve got time

I hear that France has decent wine

To London when the tea is served

And maybe skip St. Petersburg

Hey what’s the deal with Idaho?

Like should we bother? I dunno

Singapore or Bora Bora?

Either, oar, cause I adore ya