LIFE it rules but it also kinda SUCKS

But you wanna stick around because it’s fun to do STUFF

If only you could rid yourself of all your enemies

Well have I got news for your my friend it’s simpler than it seems

Now you could talk it out and be real polite

Or you could slap em with a glove get in a fancy fight

But if ya wanna keep proceedings clean n fast

I got a pitch, ready for this?

POISON THEIR ASS

Take any recipe, add a drop of me

Round out your four course meal with a fatality

Bottom’s up but oh oh! your time is too!

When they take a little sip of my Bye Bye Juice

A toxic cocktail, an insidious blend

Gently stirred, quickly served for a premature end

Drop drop in the goblet then a couple drops more

They give it a swig, tick tock, bodies hittin the floor

Knock knock, it’s the landlord lookin for rent

And now that arsenic you bought seems like money well spent

Drop drop, "Come on in, grab a beer, help yourself!"

GOOD LUCK EVICTING ME WHEN YOU’RE BURNIN IN HELL

When your dentist tells you ya eat too many sweets

Or somebody at the movie’s like “I’m saving these seats”

Anybody on the road who doesn’t know to use their blinker

Keep it up and get a taste of what I been keepin in my tincture

Now let’s say ya got a list of people making ya pissed

Have ‘em over for some drinks, say Sierra Mist

Clink clink, raise a glass, here’s to you everyone!

Just be sure to dig some graves, ya gonna need em, son!

A toxic cocktail an insidious blend

Gently stirred, quickly served for a premature end

So play nice, be a pal, refrain from showin your ass

Or you might just be the next one sippin your last

We’re the Bye Bye Brothers and we came to say

If anybody asks you didn't see us here today

When it comes to petty murder we are simply the best

But there are several warrants out for our arrest