[Verse 1]

His bag of tricks would confuse 007

Two mobile phones is his idea of heaven

He thinks he's cool when his pager plays Elvis

Life would be hell without Duracells

[Pre-Chorus]

Here he comes, Inspector Gadget

Here he comes again, can't kick the habit

[Verse 2]

But we can't talk 'cause we know that he's listening

We can't slip-up 'cause we know he won't miss a thing

Know for a fact he wants in on the act

[Pre-Chorus]

Here he comes, Inspector Gadget

Here he comes again, can't kick the habit

Here he comes, Inspector Gadget (Hello?)

[Chorus]

Everything that he does nearly drives us insane

Everything that he says ends up sounding the same

[Post-Chorus]

Inspector Gadget, can't kick the habit

[Verse 3]

Phone rings at six and he'd wake us at seven

Checks in at eight when the plane's at eleven

He can't be late, he'd much rather wait

[Pre-Chorus]

Here he comes, Inspector Gadget

Here he comes again, can't kick the habit

Here he comes, Inspector Gadget (Hello?)

[Chorus]

Everything that he does nearly drives us insane

Everything that he says ends up sounding the same

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]

Everything that we do, says he's done it before

Any subject we name, says he knows the score

Everything that he does, nearly drives us insane

Everything that he says ends up sounding the same

[Post-Chorus]

(Hello?)

Inspector Gadget, can't kick the habit

[Verse 4]

And in his dreams, he's a fountain of knowledge

He knows so much that he's got his own college

Think he's switched on, but he's got it wrong

[Pre-Chorus]

Here he comes, Inspector Gadget

Here he comes again, can't kick the habit

Here he comes, Inspector Gadget (Hello?)

Can't kick the habit

[Outro]

(Get a life) Inspector Gadget

(Get out at night) Can't kick the habit

(Get out, man) Inspector Gadget

(You sad, sad man)

Here he comes, Inspector Gadget (Get a life)

Here he comes again, can't kick the habit (Get out at night)

Here he comes, Inspector Gadget (Get out, man)

(You sad, sad man)

Here is your score

Zero, zero, zero...