(Hey!)

[Verse 1]

Just 'cause we stay in five star hotels

Do you think that we broke in as well

It goes to show that you can't

Tell who deserves the dough

You look like a shrivelled old tart

You look like a beer-bellied fart

If you want a quiet flight, don't start

There's eight hours to go

[Pre-Chorus]

Whenever we fly

We get some nutters like you

So if we make you narky

We're glad that we do!

[Chorus]

First class - our clothes are all wrong

First class - you don't like our song

First class - we're always to blame

First class, first class - we've hijacked your plane

[Verse 3]

Just because you're wearing a suit

You think that you can give us the boot

You hate us 'cos we're rolling in loot

We might have more than you

You're a bloated old action man

You're a gone-to-seed Desperate Dan

Better chase this skirt while you can

If your wife won't do

[Bridge]

Your blood pressure's up

And your face has gone red

Why don't you find an army

To fight instead?

[Chorus]

First class - our clothes are all wrong

First class - you don't like our song

First class - we're always to blame

First class, first class - we've hijacked your plane

[Pre-Chorus]

Whenever we fly

We get some nutters like you

So if we make you narky

We're glad that we do!

[Chorus]

First class - our clothes are all wrong

First class - you don't like our song

First class - we're always to blame

First class, first class - we've hijacked your plane

[Chorus]

First class - we order a drink

First class - then you kick up a stink

First class - we're always to blame

First class, first class - we've hijacked the plane

[Outro]

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