shitpiece - Intellectual

[Intro: austyn with a y]

Listen, dawg, this beat is repetitive as fuck

There's, like, almost forty people on this bitch

So just give me a little bit of slack, okay

Just listen to the bars

Why-why-why you makin' music better than everyone else, huh?

[Verse 1: 888button]

Hitchain, more like shitchain

You don't get no bitches

You're all a bunch of bitches

Steal my song, I bet you wear a thong

Bought the MAX-10 NFT for like ninety-nine doubloons

[Verse 2: tekko]

C-4's hooked up in the Moncler

Get vaxxed, bro, what the fuck? It's real clеar

Slide through your home in Long Beach and makе you scream out of fear

Take care your Teslas and everything you hold dear, ha

[Verse 3: k4yd3nce]

I hope you're balding at 39

I hope you get no bitches for the rest of your fuckin' life (You get no fuckin' bitches)

You tryna mint my music, go suck my dick

Take the site down and stop profiting off of other people's shit

[Verse 4: deadman]

Why the fuck are they making my songs some NFTs? (What the heck?)

HitPiece just became my biggest enemy (They did)

Finna send a surprise to Rory Felton (I hate him)

I got his address but I'm not gonna tell him (I'm not)

[Verse 5: Maiko]

Yuh, ayy, yuh

Fu-Fu-Fuck HitPiece and that whole damn site, yuh

Put my heart out on track, cut me a check, bitch

[Verse 6: starflye]

Rory Felton is a bitch

Grab my piece, he gettin' hit

Website interface is shit

Lookin' at it, gettin' sick (uegh)

Steal from Disney, how'd that go?

Lawsuits pending head to toe

That was stupid, don't you know?

Mint these nuts before you go

Fuck ShitPiece

Delete your website from the Internet, you bitch

Plant a tree before I punch you in the dick, muhfucka

[Verse 7: tach]

Fuck your blockchain bullshit (Uh)

Pull up with a full clip (Yeah)

Save the trees, I ain't payin' your fees (Uh)

HitPiece ain't comin' in one piece (Yeah)

Fuck your NFT, you an enemy, bitch

[Verse 8: maiko]

Fuck HitPiece, I ain't even on there

Keep talkin' shit, you all look like a bunch of squares

Got me laughin', lookin' like a Spongebob (Hahahahaha)

Stop sellin' NFTs, go get a damn job

[Verse 9: kid arjuna]

You from that [?], nigga, I know where you live

Put a hit on you 'cause this piece is really 'bout to spin

Lemme take your wife, bitch, I don't really give a fuck

I'm a real money nigga too, yeah, let her taste my nut

[Verse 10: aithuia]

NFT stands for Not Fuckin' Tryin'

HitPiece, more like ShitPiece

More like PissPiece

More like HitPiss

More like (Goreset)

More like fuck, shit— aah

[Verse 11: Fraxiom]

[?] Forbes Street, number five, Long Beach, California

I got [?] for your eyes [?] tryna warn ya

I got love for everybody except cryptocurrency

[?] you call me [?]

[Verse 12: Mikie Mayo]

Fuck NFTs

Fuck HitPiece

All these crypto bros just tryin' to eat

Won't rest 'til a motherfucker six feet

Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah

[Verse 13: swazy*]

Heard he found his daddy, fuck it, man, we loadin' guns

Could've took my song and took some bitches but I guess you a fuckin' [?]

Man, I'm pullin' in, rollin' up

He want me to let it go, he frozen up

Yeah, we smokin' HitPiece pack, watch the blinds get closed up

Tryna cop these NFTs with IRAs, hey

Only thing you finna be is RIP, maybe MIA

That's if you lucky

If I was you, I wouldn't trust me

Bored Ape mentality got you gunned down (Yeah)

Finna mint your gravestone, get pics of it besides me now

[Verse 14: Hennessy Hendrix]

You ain't even with the energy, I'm finna whisper

She wanted an NFT, you should've went and got a bitch first

Glad I'm still on Forbes Street with a fuckin' MC Hammer

You sell NFTs on USB, you ain't even a good scammer

[Verse 15: Midwestern Vampire]

Fuck you HitPiece, don't mint me

I'm filing a DMCA with your domain, that's AWS

Hope you're lawyered up, asshole, 'cause if you want a counterclaim in laws

You'll need a better defense than privating your Instagram

[Verse 16: nyquik]

Yeah you get no bitches, I might bag his non-fungible

We packin' up your ass like you a deep-dish Lunchable

TurboTax ain't gon' save you 'cause your ads still deductable

You already got doxxed, make sure your bank account's still functional

Think you can hit a teen market and then just leave on the double?

Yeah, you can mint a Disney song and think “I'm not in trouble”

Your shit went trending in an hour, no, you are not subtle

Now we got your address, but I'ma need some rebuttal

[Verse 17: Jarhead the Nobody]

This cunt stole my homie's music, turned it to a token

Same friend that sent me this laptop to record this

Fuck HitPiece and anyone who fuck with NFTs

Hope you fuckin' nerds fall apart into bankruptcy

Rory Felton, 323-839-5249

Hit my boy's LinkedIn and his phone line

'Til his wife caves in and his pockets run dry

[Verse 18: cav3y]

Yeah, you get hit with this piece, now you an enemy

You must think that I'm some sort of bitch that buy NFTs

I'ma put my balls up in your mouth, now you digestin' these

I'll get my— in his— now it's rest in peace

[Verse 19: DJ NYANARCHY]

Yeah, HitPiece more like ShitPiece

If you try to mint my songs I'll make you eat my fuckin' dick cheese, eat my dick cheese

I'll send a mail bomb to your house and make the Unabomber proud

I'll fuckin' shit on your casket (That did not rhyme)

[Verse 20: bandanabloom]

Fuckin' HitPiece

Your website's UI is ass

Not only that but it blows ju-ju-just like some grass

Right-clicking your fucking NFTs, so um, take that

NFT? I prefer a BLT with the bread flat

[Verse 21: DJ EXHAUST]

Keep that burner on me, yeah I call that shit [?]

Walkin' round, I'm scammin' but you know these ain’t no NFTs

I learned how to steal like a grown-ass man, bitch

Snatchin' people's music ain't no way to make some bands

[Verse 22: Frost'd]

Yeah, we smokin' that HitPiece pack

Buy an NFT, bitch, you a rat

Get off my dick, bitch, get a bag

I'll take yo' ass down, you ain't comin’ back

NFTs are actually anonymous money-laundering schemes

And this one is adding copyright infringement into the mix to hide the bigger legality

[Verse 23: by landee]

Rory Felton, more like Rory Felon

I just filed a cease and desist on NFTs you're sellin'

I'm snitchin', I'm a narc, I am telling

You have five days to live

[Verse 24: Niztopia]

Rory Felton, you a bitch

I'ma take your wife back to my crib and let her suck on my tip

I'ma give you one chance to apologize and remove all that shit

Before I cease and desist

[Verse 25: CILC]

Uh, hello, hello

Shut the fuck up

You can’t get your luck up

You bitches be stuck up

Make your own fucking art

Or I'll tear this shit apart

You bitches ain't got no heart

Like a cock, I'll beat you hard

[Verse 26: Musicubes]

Ayy, HitPiece, more like ShitPiece

Nah, fuck this

Basic facts about crypto because I don't feel like rapping

Not only are crypto mining and its environmental effects already horrible, but crypto mining also drives up the energy prices in communities where it is done, with no economic or social benefits for the locals

(my source for these claims is a working paper by assistant professor Matteo Benetton of UC Berkeley Haas)

[Verse 27: UnsupportedAndProud]

Diamonds on my weiner, bitch, I do not fuck with NFTs

Don't buy shit that don't exist, that's why I don't [?]

Crypto bros up in my comments, call that shit a blockchain

Why you think that you can steal my shit and fucking [?]?

Starin' at the LCD, you gotta face the music

Phone numbers and addresses of people who abuse it

Surprise shock on and you're sprawled across your face

As the people who you ripped off prepare their fuckin' case

[Verse 28: stainedglass]

Every fuckin' day the stupidity is amazing

Sellin' NFTs like my music ain't worth the decency

We ain't fuckin' with you, get off of the damn frequency

All I have to do is hit Tinder and you'll [?]

[Verse 29: GRIMVVICE]

Rory Felton sounds like a name for a British pedophile

Well, you're anti-vax and love crypto so you're definitely a pedophile

Seeing you lose all your [?] would really make me smile

I hope you enjoy being sent boxes to your house for a while

The only way you're pushing P is with a kidney stone

[?] MC Hammer put a price on his dome

You're fuckin' [?], send Slav goons to your home

[?] snipers, 'bout get your brains blown (For legal reasons this is a joke)

[Verse 30: steej]

I-I just bought an NFT and now I got no bitches

I just dropped an NFT on her and now he's got 74 stitches

My friend Zach sold me a new keyboard and it's got some cool switches

Can someone explain what NFTs are, 'cause I don’t know what that shit is

[Verse 31: futureseeker]

HitPiece, you can suck my fuckin' girlcock

If it tastes like your bitch, don't fuckin' backtalk

Doxxin' all your data 'til you have to move

Guess that piece was the shit that’s gon' leave a bruise

[Verse 32: anem0s]

Lemme start off sayin' this a hit-piece

As in when the piece hit you, means you gon' cop a lease

Yeah you not gettin' any fuckin' profits, stop it

You a scammer with direct deposit, you not it

Motherfuckers like you always think you're untouchable

Now I'll make your brain fungible

Clarify, I'ma curb stomp your skull on the fuckin' blockchain

Sorry, it's not refundable

[Verse 33: suyuki]

HitPiece, more like ShitPiece

I got your bitch on her knees

Make your own [?] me

Meet me at the Long Beach

You ain't doin' dirty beats

Fuck your NFTs

Fu-Fu-Fuck your NFTs

[Verse 34: Backlight Noah]

Rory Felton is built like he didn't have a fuckin' childhood

Rory Felton is built like the fat penguin from Penguins of Madagascar

Rory Felton took his idea to Silicon Valley and they laughed him out of the room

Because his idea was too fuckin' stupid even for them, holy shit

Rory Felton, your home address is now public information, flee the country

Maybe not yet though because that lawsuit's coming and those lawyers are hungry

When the bitches come around, with his words Rory becomes rather fumble-y

Give it another week and we know we're all gonna see your ass on GoFundMe

I'm gonna start tellin' bitches that piss me off that they're built like Rory Felton

Stealin' all my friends' music, bitch, oh my god, bitch, you're gonna turn me to a felon

Rory Felton is built like every single character from Big Mouth at the same time

Rory Felton looks like a condom that got bullied into becoming alive

Rory Felton was every single person in his high school's least favorite classmate

So let's stuff him in a locker and let's take him back to last grade