[Verse 1: austyn with a y]

Smoking on that Legends Never Die pack

I see you on the streets, your parents will never get a call back

I've heard you sing, you will never get a call back

I'm on my grind and you still working at the shake shack

[Verse 2: login]

Shake shack

Bitch you better shake that

Right? But you got no cake, you better bake that

Mine is so so fat, yours is flat

I can't taste that

I'm walking really, really, really

Ate that up, mm, don't throw up (Throw up)

Don't choke, just make it to your cup

Yup, yup, yup, yup, that's me, l-o-g-i-n

In a sea of everything that is really, really fake to me

It's like these bitches masturbate to me

You, so low, so low, you can't aim for me

So b-bye bye, you don't pray for me

Bitch you taste that?

Shake shack

Bitch you better shake that

Right? But you got no cake, you better bake that

Mine is so so fat, yours is flat

I can't taste that

I'm walking really, really, really

Ate that up

[Verse 3: oroah]

I just went fishing with my bros, caught an Arowana

Puffing on some oxygen, because I don't smoke marijuana

I'm a gaslight girlboss, call me koriyona

Hey guys it's me David Shawty

Backlight Noah interview me please

{Verse 4: cole toto]

I just went to a mall and stole myself some Ralph Lauren

Boy, your girl is from West Virginia, she is not foreign (she's poor)

You just DJ'd a bar mitzvah, you are not touring

I just hacked into somebody's robinhood, now my stock soaring

I stole Stevie Wonder's glasses to get myself some clarity

I stole a million dollars just to give it back to charity

I'm a good person

She stay squealing when the nut good

And I just stopped a kid from killing me in Roblox Hood

I just hopped into a browser and hired a contract killer

If you don't see your kids in a few months, then I gotta thank my dealer

I just scammed some kids out of an album, it was all filler

I just scammed some kids out of an album, it was Bryson Tiller

I just saw your mans, he was steady rockin' some VLone

I guess he must've predicted it, 'cuz now his girl is alone

I heard the bank hates you, you couldn't even get a loan

I heard you got no digits so you e-sex on a payphone

I had to Hellen Keller your dad because he saw me do some shit

I just got the FDA stoned on some medusa shit

Y'all think that I'm being mean, but I swear to god all is fair

Y'all think Shitmoe is balding, but I stole all his hair

[Verse 5: Backlight Noah]

Western Union is my preferred method of payment because I scam people

When I go to the movies, it's only AMC, bitch, fuck Regal

Their stocks got me right so I'm trying to support their business

My portfolio looking pretty diverse, I'm about my business

I'm about to rob a supermarket, like Ralph's, I'm 'bout to wreck it

I'm about my gold and good karma like I'm scrolling through Reddit

This shit too easy, download .mp3's and then finesse it

And if I stole your YouTube beat, consider that a blessing

[Verse 6: koriyona]

Yes I am a girlboss, I gaslight and I gatekeep

You'd think my name was Noah the way those backshots had me so weak

Break into your crib, turn off your fucking A/C

Someone tell Brakence that I wanna have his babies

You said you're gay? Hmm... Let's unpack that

I just fucked your mother then I pulled off in a scatpack

I jingle when I walk 'cuz I got diamonds on my nutsack

Ok, I got banned three times, goddamn, can we move past that?

It's 2AM, I open my Twitter, I'm feeling naughty

I'm in your girl's comments like

Mommy? Mommy? Fuck, sorry

Let me read your tarot! It'll fill all your fucking wishes

Ok wait, I read the cards... They said you still won't get no bitches

Ok I'm short, I'm 5'2, but my dick is like eight inch

Calling up your girl like

Candice-C-Candice dick fit?

He left me for a white bitch, I think her name was Morgan?

I'll break in when he's sleeping and then I'll harvest his organs

[Verse 7: ydkm]

Feeling like I'm austyn, I'm bittersweet

Bitches wanna play me like I'm the fucking week

Killing these beats like J-Pro, I'm motherfucking meant to be

Getting bread like this guy

Getting bands like 1-2-3

I just stole your charger, I think you might die tonight

Feeling like I'm Noah, I might just turn on a Backlight

Showed my mom an interview, she said that he sounds polite

I'm scamming all your money and then I'm giving it to a chauffer

Your raps are hella weak, man, you're like Coi Leray that's Big Purr

Care a lot about family, yeah that's on Bill Burr

(unintelligible)

[Verse 8: ducku]

You're 21 and you still don't have a car

Not because you're broke, but 'cuz you use your mom's credit card

"I don't like Lil Nas X, I'm a christian!"

I don't give a fuck, bitch, go suck some dick then

"Actually, I'm not really a liberal, I'm conservative!"

How about you go conserve some bitches? You're gonna need 'em

"Hey guys, I just made a new acapella!"

How about shut the fuck up... you're a fart smella (doo doo do)

[Verse 9: siilent]

I pulled up with that arsenal, they thought that it was Roblox

I just scammed a twelve year old, got all his fucking Robux

Feds were on my ass about it, told 'em I give no fucks

Baby girl I'm really about my bread like I'm a damn duck

Baby girl I'm really about my bills like I'm a damn duck

Baby girl I pulled up on his block and then he fuckin' ducked

Don't mess with the squad, 'cuz we get angry like some fucking ducks

Shoot his ass like hockey, I ain't talking about them mighty ducks

[Verse 10: swazy*]

Fashionably late, but you know this is my arrival

Right now I am gone off a perc, I'll see you in a while

My bitch got stains on my neck, like where the bleach at

Smokin' on purp, pull up to your crib in a ski mask

I don't really wanna talk to you, my bad, you're just fucking ugly

Smoking on the runtz pack right now, it is so disgusting

I was playing fortnite with my gang, told them to build better

I hit a cartnite with ghostsocial, now I feel better

I robbed a Cane's of it's sauce, now I'm dripping in it

Somehow my high ass forgot to take the chicken with it

Bitch I'm luckier than the long end of wishbones

Choppa had him stuck like a starfish in a fishbowl

[Verse 11: odu]

Just scammed a giant, that motherfucker was like 6'7"

I took his money and I bought a slushie from 7/11

Yeah that iPhone he ordered, that shit never coming in

I intercepted that truck, but I didn't tell him

He good at graphic designing, I'll give him that though

Made so many banners but he still ain't gotten a single hoe

It's no hard feelings, I love him, that's my fucking bro

I'm saying this so you don't beat the shit out of me in New York

Speaking of new, I like them shoes that you got on your feet

You a size 14, damn you got some big ass feet

I saw Mr. Potato Head, I was like is that Kid A?

Just scammed this dumb bitch, I think his name was Shitmoe

[Verse 12: aziz]

Your girlfriend ask me what my name, I say aziz

I tell her I don't play, bitch, so give me your keys

Got two bands on me, let's make that shit three

I steal your shitty car and I go play RP

Steal your mother purse, hide my drugs in the zipper

She tell me I'm handsome, I say follow me on twitter

I sell knife on CS:GO, I'm feeling like I'm zipper

She throw her trash on the ground, I say don't litter

[Verse 13: ghostsocial]

Sold Backlight Noah a G for like forty bucks

Like Noah, how you wearing fake ricks? That's not ricks, that shit's rucks!

At the function I walked up and Alk was wearing fucking GLone

Started making hyperpop now everybody wants to leave me alone

Swazy sold me some cartnite now I'm in my fucking zone

Now I'm selling Swazy cartnite cuz I made that shit on my own

Just scammed a dude that looked like a bisexual Cody Luv

Made that shit on my own, got a rack now I can't show them any love

Your bitch trying to fuck, I told her I can't because I'm gay

Just scammed Plxce out of a beat and made a track in the same day

Just scammed a store for $30 so I could buy a Funeral repost

I just scammed the fuck out of Distrokid, now I gotta go use repost!

[Verse 14: Dylan Longworth]

I-I-I just hopped into a game of Arsenal, fuck Krunker

You smell bad and look crusty as hell and you're probably a butt muncher (ay)

Just called up your bitch after last week and we fucked again

I don't give a fuck, plus you're white and probably a republican (dang dylan)

Feel like Swazy talking about a segway

I'm above you, I'm sooo much higher than you bitches like I'm men's pay

I just robbed two Toys-R-Us', I can't even think straight (uh-oh)

I heard your grandma got that arthritis, give her some Bengay (ow)

Cried at the end of Marley & Me, could've sworn you been gay

Your music sucks dick, but me too, since highschool I been gay

I hope you get an F on a quiz and a test in the same day (aw)

I hope your car shut down and you gotta call AAA

I hope you leave work, get stuck in traffic and have to shop at a K-Mart

I know you broke as hell, since last week you been smoking the same dart

Imma put you on display, throw candy at you like a parade march

I hope you have a banger invention that's already been trademarked

[Verse 15: wishlane]

Call you J-Pro the way you make some fucking bad music

When you cross my mind, it feels like I am going to lose it

Smoking dubstep sample pack before you get to abuse it

Thirty months of bullshit you made up just to put me through it

I hope somebody hacks into your fucking bank account

And gets rid of all your money so it says you have no amount

Talking shit about me, I don't care, it's your only sound

It's the same fucking story every time you come back around

Saw your half-assed apology in my DM's

Before you ran to your echo chamber of bigoted friends

If you hated me so much, you should've tied up the loose ends

I can't wait for the next time that you wanna fake amends

I heard you in that VC, you were calling me obsessed

Heard you hate my fucking guts, that's alright I already guessed

I was capping out the ass when I said "I wish you the best"

If you're gonna throw your shade at me, say it with your chest

[Verse 16: bond.]

I-I-I just scammed a CEO, his passwords were weak as hell

I feel like Drake how I spend it on a BBL

She Dylan on my Longworth, I ain't talking 'bout DBL

I just fucked an emo bitch, we were listening to Pierce the Veil

I just scammed 2hollis for his chainmail

If I see an opp, we leaving holes in his body like some chainmail

And I'm eating all this fish like a sperm whale

Told her I only need one track to hit it like the monorail

She jed on my will but I ain't rocking with these locals

I hit you then I ghost, I ain't feeling very social

Your mother's from the mountains so I call her the throat goat

Now I'm serenading her, watch me hit her with these vocals!

Now I'm fly as hell, looking like Peter Pan

Feel like Famous Dex, I spent fifty thousand in Japan

She look like Scooby Doo so I hit her with my van

Sorry austyn and Dylan but I'm the real Dirty Dan

[Verse 17: chanelfather]

I just scammed your auntie, only left her with like five dollars

Then I scammed your uncle, only left him with like seven dollars

Bluetooth MSR helped me make a hundred thousand bucks

Balling like the Bucks, just kidding, I'm balling like the Raptors

Your bitch ugly as fuck, she look just like a raptor

Ow, that really hurts, that bitch just kicked me in the ballsack

At Walmart I scammed a customer service representative

Then I went to Walgreens and then scammed a customer service representative

[Outro: austyn with a y]

Smoking on that Legends Never Die pack

I see you on the streets, your parents will never get a call back

I've heard you sing, you will never get a call back

I'm on my grind and you still working at the shake shack