Phallic Dinosaurs

By Shadrow

On Toilet Mug

Released on October 11, 2015

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[Verse 1]

Sitting in a circle, having so much fun

Giggling to ourselves because the night has just begun

I just can't seem to get them out of my head

I think they might be stuck with me until I'm dead

At least my friends are all here to enjoy them


[Chorus]

We're drawing phallic dinosaurs, phallic dinosaurs

We're drawing phallic dinosaurs, and that's okay


[Verse 2]

There's an Iguanodong and Dicklodocus

Sitting by the great white lake, relaxing in peaceful bliss

I take my pencil and I draw what I think fits

It's weird what joy I find in drawing naughty bits

I think I'll post them online just for giggles


[Chorus]

We're drawing phallic dinosaurs, phallic dinosaurs

We're drawing phallic dinosaurs, and that's okay


[Instrumental Bridge]


[Verse 3]

Gettin' close to bedtime but I'm almost done

Gettin' harder to stretch out these names into puns

I think they've gone about as far as they can go

If I do draw some more, you'll be the first to know

Maybe next time I'll draw some vaginas


[Outro]

Until then, I think I'll draw one more (Phallic dinosaurs)

Penile plesiosaur (Phallic dinosaurs)

We're drawin' phallic dinosaurs (Phallic dinosaurs)

And that's okay