[Verse 1]
Hello every, let's make a deal
I guarantee you won't regret it, it's quite a steal
Everything you've ever wanted, everything you've got
Why settle for less when you could be a big shot?
[Chorus]
Local hot singles are desperately in need of hiring
Impressive deals, exploit them all before expiring
No filthy contracts, your weekly payments are inspiring
Invite your contacts, disable all and trust the hyperlink
Hypеrlink
(Hyperlink)
[Verse 2]
Now that we've еstablished a network connection
I can safely point you in a helpful, new direction
Direct access to the drive, no strings attached
Thanks for all the phish, this big deal just got a big catch
[Chorus]
Local hot singles are desperately in need of hiring
Impressive deals, exploit them all before expiring
No filthy contracts, your weekly payments are inspiring
Invite your contacts, disable all and trust the hyperlink
Hyperlink, hyperlink, hyperlink—
Hyperlink blocked
[Bridge]
Okay, fine
Have it your way
Who needs you, anyway?
I'm gonna make it all happen without you
That's right, baby
Now's my chance to be a big shot!