[Intro]

Blips and Chitz

[Verse 1]

Are you a cool dude with nothing to lose?

Who doesn't run from a fight?

Got lots of money, and need an excuse

To spend it all in one night?

There's only one place where you can be

To make your dreams come true

Just take a hard right past Quadrant Three

And bring your friends with you

[Chorus]

Blips and Chitz

It's one entire building of gaming fun

Blips and Chitz

We guarantee there's something for everyone

Even if you're a beginner

Everybody is a winner

At Blips and Chitz

[Verse 2]

We got Space Hockey, and Roy in 3D

You better get in the line

There's so much to do, and so much to see

You're gonna lose track of time

If you need some grub, then have no fear

The bar will look out for you

We got both Chabos and Flobos here

And we cater for parties too

[Chorus]

Blips and Chitz

A super awesome haven of arcade bliss

Blipz and Chitz

We got tons of both the new and the old-school hits

Become a gaming master

And dual wield laser blasters

At Blips and Chitz

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]

Blips and Chitz

We won't accept your schmeckles for tokens here

Blips and Chitz

But there's a store where you can buy snacks and beer

Don't need no fancy outfit

But no shoes allowed in the ball pit

At Blips and Chitz

The coolest place in all of the universe

Blips and Chitz

Just take your mother's credit card from her purse

Score the highest numbers

And you just might win the Plumbus

At Blips and Chitz

[Post-Chorus]

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