It’s so funny and quite amusing

And it’s not too late for believing

Consequences are hard for choosers

And what are you like with your reasons

It’s like a joke on Countdown always brings the house down

You must have been joking

And with the state of the nation guess your occupation

You should have thought

But you’re too busy searching for rumours

In a world full of pages

And you’re so sorry

And it’s so confusing in a world when you’re searching

And it’s like a joke on Countdown always brings the house down

You must have been joking

And with the state of the nation guess your occupation

You should have thought it was better

Later the letters, the penny’s dropped

Spent my Saturday on a natural emotion

Didn’t think a laugh could cause such a commotion

What you gonna do when the tide comes in?

I’m gonna bomb it and learn to swim

And it’s so funny and quite amusing

And what are you like with your reasons

And consequences are hard for choosers

And it’s not too late for believing

Later deceiving, think of the world