Philip King got the answer

And it helped him one night

Left his mates on the sofa

He said they’d be alright

He never showed up all night

Mr Appointment is right

Took the cab to the station

His own wheels too bright

Didn’t think that the answer

Could end up in a fight

Nobody saw him all night

Mr Appointment, too right

Ain’t that a shame

Mr Appointment

He’s always running

Mr Appointment

Philip King, Philip King

Philip King got the answer

And it helped him one night

Left his mates on the sofa

He thought they’d be alright

He never showed up all night

Mr Appointment is right

Ain’t that a shame

Mr Appointment

He’s always running

Mr Appointment

You’ll never find him

Hero or villain

And you’ll never catch him

Mr Appointment

Philip King

One, and two, and three, and four

D’you read the news today oh boy

Let me say…