Hello there

I have a little story for you all

It's about a computer that's rectally inserted

Rectal computer, rectal computer

Stick it in your asshole

Rectal computer (Hwa!)

Rectal computer (Hwa!)

I went to the doctor 'cause my gut was playing up

He said "Son, your throat is too small

I'll have to put this up your butt!"

He bent me over and told me to think of something pleasant

It felt like he had a handful of stuffing and I was some kind of pheasant!

Rectal computer, rectal computer

Stick it in your asshole

Rectal computer

(I think it's got a virus...)

Rectal computer (Hwa!)

Someone hacked into my computer and programmed it to give me gas

My mum said "Son, why you walking funny?"

I said "I got a compromised processor lodged up my ass!"

I showed it to my friends, they were quite impressed

Now everyone I know has a

Rectal computer, rectal computer

It's Internet capable!

Rectal computer (Hwa!)

(I need an upgrade!)

Rectal computer