Anime made me the man I am today

I haven't seen the sun in 3 years, my skin has turned grey

I will not conform, my life-size pillow-waifu keeps me warm

Some day I'll leave this ruined body and achieve my final form

I will confront the social norms

In glorious battle through a hormone fueled storm

The ultimate burglar, stealing panties (that are) only slightly worn

Until then I dwell here instead, watching tentacle porn