[Intro]

Yeah

Check it

[Verse 1]

I am bored and off of my face, I got

Dirt on my shoulder, so brush it off, thanks (Come on), I just

Woke up in prison and dug an escape

Someone smuggled in a shovel, thank your mum for the cake (Thanks Mum), um

Hey yo, it must've been something I ate, I feel

Great, normally I love to complain about

Stuff that I hate 'cause science is late

Juggling plates, yo, hold up, let me cut to the chase, it goes

Middle-class white boy making white noise

With a pint of poison at the pub with his mates

We all give shit to people just for somеthing to say

'Cause how fun is taking someone's away, but don't jump on our casе

'Cause I'm sure the bubble will break

Till it goes 'pop', I'ma make drunken mistakes

So I'ma give you all the tools to go and fuck up your day

All I'm asking in return is a punch in the face, now hit me

[Pre-Chorus]

Yeah

Yah

Woo

Ha, ayy

[Chorus]

All I need is a punch in the face, so hit me

All you need is a punch in the face, so hit me

All we need is a punch in the face, so hit me

[Verse 2]

Oi

I'm a fuck up, I'm a joke, I'm a clown, pull my pants down

I've been called a 'fuckwit' at least once in the last twelve minutes

That's why I think like a cynic

I live my life by Frenzal Rhomb lyrics

I'ma interfere with your regular channel

Let's drink a beer 'cause a man's not a camel

But listen here for some punk gold

If your best friend's a racist, then your best friend's an asshole

Ooh, hear that pin drop?

Told the doc I was sick of looking at ink blots

I hate losing at anything, so I win lots

Shit, when I lost my virginity, I was pissed off (Damnit)

I am punk in drublic again

Trigga Trials on the beat, you better pump up the bass

We got soldiers on the borders with a gun on their waist

Look, what happened to an old-fashioned punch in the face, now hit me

[Pre-Chorus]

Yeah

Yeah

Yah

Oi

[Chorus]

All I need is a punch in the face, so hit me

All you need is a punch in the face, so hit me

All we need is a punch in the face, so hit me

[Interlude]

Is someone gonna hit me or what?

Right in the fucking face

[Verse 3]

I met a guy, David Smug, back in '81 (Okay)

I wasn't born then, alright, look, I made him up (What?)

But every morning after waking up

He applied a hazelnut facial scrub like Patrick Bateman does

Then goes to work where he's a manager

Complains to all the other staff, he don't get paid enough

Walked around the office being cocky

Then fired a handful of employees at random just to shake 'em up (You're fired!)

Said it's his favourite part (Yeah), maybe he's mean at heart

Or maybe he was just never punched in the face enough (True)

I wanna raise the bar (Yeah), I wanna play guitar (Yes)

I want it all, I want a motherfucking facial scar (Yeah)

I don't need a car with the shiny rims (Yeah)

What I need is a driver's license to drive it with (Vroom)

I'm not a violent person, despite what you might've heard

I punch my own face, I'm the Tyler Durden of "like a version"

Hey Siz', hit me

[Bridge]

Uh-huh

And it goes

Bam, b-b-bam, b-b-bam, b-b-ba, bam, bam

B-b-bam, b-b-bam, bam

Bam, b-b-bam, b-b-bam, b-b-ba-bam, bam

[Chorus]

Check it out, ayy

All I need is a punch in the face, so hit me

All you need is a punch in the face, so hit me

All we need is a punch in the face, so hit me

Yeah, all I need is a punch in the face, so hit me

All you need is a punch in the face, so hit me

All we need is a punch in the face, so hit me