[Chorus]
Lucky Charms, Frosted Flakes
Rice Krispies and Froot Loops too
I got all my fucking cereal
But I won’t share with you
Cocoa Puffs, Apple Jacks
Don’t forget Special K
Cuz once I eat my cereal
Then I can start my day
[Verse 1]
Just woke up in the mornin'
And I want some fuckin food
And unless I have my cereal
I'll be in a bad mood
Maybe I’ll have some Apple Jacks
With OJ on the side
Or perhaps I’ll have some Froot Loops
Toucan Sam will be my guy
You think I prefer pancakes
But I think the fuck not
If you even mention waffles
Lil bitch you gon' get shot
I don’t have any time to
Play your stupid games
So let me eat my cereal and
Get out of my way, bitch
[Pre-Chorus]
Always eatin' cereal
Mornin' day and night
You can call me Captain Crunch
Cuz I’m about to take flight
You know I eat my cereal
For every single meal
So here’s my thoughts about breakfast
And how the fuck I feel
[Chorus]
Lucky Charms, Frosted Flakes
Rice Krispies and Froot Loops too
I got all my fucking cereal
But I won’t share with you
Cocoa Puffs, Apple Jacks
Don’t forget Special K
Cuz once I eat my cereal
Then I can start my day
[Verse 2]
They say
Breakfast is the most important
Meal of your whole day
So if you eat it for lunch and dinner
Then that’s okay
But that’s only for cereal
And that’s the only way
That you get your nutrition
And build stronger every day
Why do you think Tony the Tiger
Is so damn strong
It's cuz he’s on that cereal grind
And he’s on it all night long
24/7
365
I live for my cereal
And it keeps me alive, bitch
[Pre-Chorus]
Always eatin' cereal
Mornin' day and night
I be like snap, crackle, pop
As soon as I take a bite
You know I eat my cereal
For every single meal
So here’s my thoughts about breakfast
And how the fuck I feel
[Chorus]
Lucky Charms, Frosted Flakes
Rice Krispies and Froot Loops too
I got all my fucking cereal
But I won’t share with you
Cocoa Puffs, Apple Jacks
Don’t forget Special K
Cuz once I eat my cereal
Then I can start my day
[Bridge]
If you don’t eat cereal
Then I don’t fuck with you
That’s like being the Shoprite brand
And I won't have it boo
I am not kidding around
This is absolutely true
If you don’t eat cereal then
You should eat gum off a shoe, yo
Cereal is my life
Every time that I’m hungry
It’s the number one food
And it’s a fucking luxury
Do not try to deny it
Because I know you agree
So lil bitch, if you don’t eat
Cereal don’t fuck with me
[Chorus]
Lucky charms, Frosted Flakes
Rice Krispies and Froot Loops too
If you don’t eat fucking cereal
Then I don’t fuck with you
Cocoa Puffs, Apple Jacks
Don’t forget Special K
I’m always eatin cereal
Every fuckin' day, bitch