PART ONE

[Intro: 4za & Chaz B]

Dylan, a hate ye

And a dinny want tae go to the gym wi ye

Ya fucking cunt

You fat motherfucker

Fucking smashed you cunt

Take a look at all the fucking damage you done

Haha, that's right, none

To me, it was all, fun

Can't keep Abigail as number one

Best friend, you were at your best when

You shot that fucking wain with a BB gun

You remember when you (hehe) cut

For Emma, that was quite a dilemna

And I'll fucking never ever give your bag back, son

[Verse 1: 4za]

Let's go boys

You still play with Power Ranger toys

"I've actually lost a bit of weight"

Ha, I'll never live to see the day

"All my friends are dead and I'm still alive"

More like "All my friends are alive and Dylan's hospitalized'

At Chaz's, didn't even help Blair

While I was sitting on the flair

Blair's sitting on the chair

Whitying over what he wears

While you're sitting upstairs

Come on Dylan, let's go fucking grow a pair

[Chorus: Lil' Pinch]

Gay woman beater

Big fat chicken eater

Google plus

Always causing lots of fuss

Get the fuck away from us

PART TWO

*'Flatbush Zombies - 222' Sample*

*The Joker laugh*

[Interlude: Jamie Oliver]

She's got six years to live, because of the food that she's eaten

[Verse 2: Caramel Wafer]

Daniel the villain

Got a hot-box to chill in

Drilling, into my bitches

With cream filling (Mmmm!)

Here to diss dylan

With my nigga Miss McQuillan

Tryna boost the mood that the fat fuck was killing

Obesity, Drinking bottles needlessly

Dick as small as Colin's jump-in Frequency

Deceitfully, showing his indecency

But recently

Lying in the hospital Peacefully

[Verse 3: Caramel Wafer & Weegee]

Peacefully

Peacefully

Could never make peace with me

Lit, like a Christmas tree

Hit, with an STD

Sip, on the MD

Gain, Hepatitis C

Dylan you're a wannabe (fucking faggot)

[Outro: Dylan McKirdy]

Shoutout to Robert Wrigley