[Verse 1]

I wish you were a beer

Then I could drink you up

I wish you were not here

With my cum in your mouth

I wish you weren't so queer

Your chains still lock me up

[Chorus]

Since when were you our lord

We're all so very bored

Since when were you our lord

We're all so very bored

[Verse 2]

I wish you were a beer

The thirsty want a drink

You wish I wasn't here

You're scared because I think

You wish I wasn't here

Cause I'm your missing link

[Chorus]

Since when were you our lord

We're all so very bored

Since when were you our lord

We're all so very bored

[Verse 3]

I wish you were a beer

Then I could drink you up

You wish I wasn't here

Cause I can beat you up

I wish you were not queer

With my cum in your mouth

[Chorus]

Since when were you our lord

We're all so very bored

Since when were you our lord

We're all so very bored

Since when were you our lord

We're all so very bored

Since when were you our lord

We're all so very bored