[Verse]

A masked man approached me and handed me a strange tape

I put it in my Walkman and my physical changed shape

The forces of metamorphosis brought forth

Pure thought and energy that entered me through every pore

The record was a sure shot to say the least

And then obey the priest

A voice orderd me to face the east and listen

Only you can slay the beast

So pay attention to this sentence he mentioned

But I was apprehensive

The best defense against the evil is to believe in your ability

Then even your agility will seem less fragile

Imagine that, I thought he was exaggerating

And I was getting aggravated with this entire situation

Listen, he reminded me politely

And when I turned around he was standing right behind me

With clasped hands, it was the masked man again

Don't panic he said, I have the master plan

But somebody has to take the last stand

And so I'm asking you to do it

But why me man? I mean, I don't have time to

Then he handed me a mic and said nobody rhymes like you

The next thing I knew, everything went back to blackness

The fact is, I need to take time to practice

And said to myself I can't hack this

And that's when it happened

The beast began attackin' automatically

Actually instead of comin' from in behind

The beast took the form of other voices in my mind

And in my head, no surrender remember

I hated how he knew my every move before I made it

I wanted the beast dead

And that's when I thought of what the priest said

It occured to me that I should let the beast murder me

And what I represent, the beneficial versus detriment

In the presence of goodness, evil flourishes of course

So eliminate the only source that nourishes and stimulates

As soon as I announce the idea to make it formal

My eyes opened wide and everything went back to normal

[Dialogue]

I am going to kill the fuckery out there

And people is going to be in demand for the truth

People is sick and tired of hearing bomba clot

Get down shake ya fuckin' booty

Seen?

People is sick and tired of hearing darling and i bloodclaart, love you

Turn on the radio and 24 hour bombaclaart hours a day

You hear darling, I love you

A man singing, that man wouldn't sing to Almighty ras clat

Him love the woman more than the Creator

Who create the sun, the moon, and the bombaclaart star

I'm sick and tired of hearing that bomba blood claart

Seen?

[Outro]

Why don't you just cut it off and everybody come in?

We'll just play one on the front

Huh?

We'll just play one on the front

On the front?

Yeah, just play it for a second

OK

Hope it don't sound too commercial, it's cool