[Intro]

You are not real, you're a poser

You can't be my friend, you're not kosher

I'm 'bout to pop like a toaster

She is so cute, wanna hold her

You are not real, you're a poser-oser-oser-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o

[Chorus]

You are not real, you're a poser

You can't be my friend, you're not kosher

I'm 'bout to pop like a toaster

She is so cute, wanna hold her, up

Jump like a pogo on shit, puff

I'ma go blow up some shit

Act tough, like you got muscles and shit

You're sus, all this shit counterfeit

You are not real, you're a poser

You can't be my friend, you're not kosher

I'm 'bout to pop like a toaster

She is so cute, wanna hold her, up

Jump like a pogo on shit, puff

I'ma go blow up some shit

Act tough, like you got muscles and shit

You're sus, all this shit counterfeit

[Verse]

Yeah, she so bad, I wan' take her out

Like hey, what's up

I go buy a pound, we smoke some loud

Show me around town, you can be my love

I want it all, I want it

She gonna call me on flip phone

She use my song as a ringtone

I got earrings, yeah it's clip-ons

It's so skinny, you can see hip-bone

I got these racks like a Bitcoin

Shit like a trampoline, boing, boing

But it is so good

Yeah, that shit is tenderloin

[Chorus]

You are not real, you're a poser

You can't be my friend, you're not kosher

I'm 'bout to pop like a toaster

She is so cute, wanna hold her, up

Jump like a pogo on shit, puff

I'ma go blow up some shit

Act tough, like you got muscles and shit

You're sus, all this shit counterfeit

[Outro]

You are not real, you're a poser

You can't be my friend, you're not kosher

I'm 'bout to pop like a toaster

She is so cute, wanna hold her

You are not real, you're a poser

You can't be my friend, you're not kosher

I'm 'bout to pop like a toaster

She is so cute, wanna hold her