Released on August 1, 2018

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[Intro: Sebasifas & Jesuithan]

Do you wanna just say random shit?

Ayy, it’s Lil Silverfish on this track

Hey no, I’m Lil Silverfish, you’re not

Fuck you bitch

No, fuck you bitch

I’m gonna be Lil Enderman what do you think, Evan?


[?]


[Verse 1: Sebasifas]

ISIS ain’t been nice-IS, they got nothing on their iris

Midlife crisis, out of pilots from terror attack sacrifices

Ain’t no psychic, they a sidekick, they ain’t golden, ain’t no Midas

Need a new one without bias, ISIS gave me hepatitis

Saw my doctor, got that shit cured, then I got my account secured

Open YouTube, woah!

New upload from ASFJerome!

Fuck a Roblox, Minecraft’s the shit, time to watch the video

Bro, you know the coolest clan on YouTube? (ISIS 2!)

Captainsparklez, DanTDM, everybody wants to be them

They got diamonds, they got clout, and they make everybody shout (Hiss)

Because when they aren’t gaming it’s innocents that they are slaying

I’m just saying, they ain’t playing when their AK’s going super saiyan (Oof)

SethBling got that Back Bling while he handling explosives

Got those redstone bombs and redstone C4’s known to be corrosive

SkyDoesMinecraft out in Iraq, preparing for the next attack

After the adpocalypse, all these creators have been high on gosh darn crack

[Chorus: Sebasifas & Jesuithan]

Crafting up a diamond sword

Get out my mine

Change wood into some wood boards

Fuck off my server or all your diamonds are mine

Sans and Herobrine won’t let you have a good time

Get out my house, yuh

Get out my mine, aye

Get out my server boy, you’re wasting my time (skrrt)

Get out the sword, this is Minecraft, ain’t no guns

All your items are mine

ISIS 2 won’t let you run


[Verse 2: Jesuithan]

Bodil40 with the plan to go out and conquer Iran

Headquarters in Pakistan, all you ISIS boys get banned (Banned)

BajanCanadian, more like BajanIranian

He got weapons and splash potions and he masturbates no lotion

After ISIS 2 takes Iraq, give the government a dick slap

They’ll keep griefing and won’t look back as they look to the Western half

Finna show Trump the reality, there’s many nationalities

And to connect to HyPixel we need net neutrality

How you think PopularMMOs reviews all these mods and got a hoe?

He gets money from reviewing mods and playing on the down low

But with Ajit’s policies, there’s no longer equality

We turn to the mod black market to get some frickin’ quality

Now, Yogscast infiltrated the White House and hacked security

Lewis and Simon got over their insecurity

They diggy hole into the oval office, they be cautious

Face to face with Mr. Trump they know they boutta make a gosh darn profit

[Chorus: Sebasifas & Jesuithan]

Crafting up a diamond sword

Get out my mine

Change wood into some wood boards

Fuck off my server or all your diamonds are mine

Sans and Herobrine won’t let you have a good time

Get out my house, yuh

Get out my mine, aye

Get out my server boy, you’re wasting my time (skrrt)

Get out the sword, this is Minecraft, ain’t no guns

All your items are mine

ISIS 2 won’t let you run

[Verse 3: Jesuithan & Sebasifas]

ISIS 2 be making moves like they are a faction

Experts in PvP, you know that they know bout’ action

Experts in trading, they buy your diamonds for a fraction

Minecraft gang pull up, they won’t leave with no satisfaction

Minecart gang rolling out, but what we about

Is killing all the non-crafters that got some serious doubt

If they don’t like our cause we finna skrrt up with swords and clout

Then we spout out arrows like there’s no tomorrow and shout

Where you think you’re going?

Can’t escape, TNT explosion

Sky pass me a regen potion

People dying left and right

Running from the big commotion

We is ISIS 2, alright? (right?)

Every night

We attacking

Every fright

Comes from our faction

Every fight

We the champion

You alright?

No you’re not

Cause ISIS 2 is your last sight