[INTRO]

Cash Money AP

Money, Money, Money

9-1-1, what's your emergency?

Yeah, so there's a fire in the building

A fire?! Sir, where is the location of the fire?

It's coming from the speaker!

[VERSE 1]

Pull up in my minecart

Breaking all yo doors down

Stealin' all your wall art

Siftin' through your chests now

Fortnite, Fortnite

Play this game all night

I win every fight

This game is super tight

Loggin' into Minecraft

Minin' all these diamonds in my mineshaft

Look at all the stuff I can craft

I beat the game and laughed (Ha, ha, funny!)

Catch me in Pokemon GO

No Pokeballs, catchin' hoes

Dick cold like Abomosnow

Bars so hot, its fuego

(oof) we playin' Roblox

Lumber Tycoon 2 rocks

Fuck Minecraft and it's blocks

The better game is Roblox!

Supreme, Gucci, Webkinz

Grab yo bitch and stick it in

Thot's be hoeing, loggin' in

And that's the seven deadly sins

Terraria, Terraria

Im droppin' all these bars on ya

I'm finna beat the wall of flesh

Because these bars, Im spittin' fresh

Got membership to Club Penguin

Back and forth, this iceberg sinkin'

Puffles are what I collectin'

Ice and Water cards attackin'

Clash of Clans ruinin' my plans

I'm finna fight the Ku Klux Klan

Just swooped in like Spiderman

Frackin' up the Taliban

I been playing Flappy Bird

While bars you dropping be absurd

Stealing everyone's password

With my boy, Mark Zuckerberg

In Huniepop, I never stop

Love it so much, I finna pop

Cum so much, I fertilize crop

Open MacBook, I play some QWOP

(SuperHot, SuperHot)

Show my knees to every thot

Got some Guap, then shot a cop

Now like in the game, we stop (nigga)

CS:GO, drop it low

I'm the coolest gamer bro

Snipin' the bitches and snipin' the hoes

Bomb, it be beepin, and then it explode

Hoppin' onto this site, Fiverr

No restrictions, no advisor

Money flowin' like a geyser

But ya'll know, I play that fire

Spent some cash on Undertale

It helped me graduate from Yale

I just broke OJ out of jail

...wait, no he's back (nigga)

Kill time in Goat Simulator

Pistol-whip you with a motherfuckin' taser

Big o' back with the laser

Yeah, I'm iced out like a glacier (yuh)

La-di-da-di-da

Slob on me knob

Wait no that shit's gay

I go to church to pray

Chi-di-chi-di-bang

Joinin' the Logang

Growin' in Agar.io

No time for Agar.i-hoes

I'm with my Agar.i-bros

Tell bitches Agar.no!

Shot some bitches in FNAF

Scott Cawthon is high on crack

Freddy's deployed in Iraq

And bitches like the mac-attack

Conquering in Civ 5

Leave no bitches alive

None these thots gon' survive

Non-existent sex-drive

Runnin' and poppin' off right in PUBG

Everywhere I go I take up the dubG

Cooking and snacking on a Tide PodG

I'm here to say that 2 Humpz is OG

Donkey Kong? Say annyeong

Pull up bitch, it's Kim Jong

Moon Jae here, with the bong

Fuck yo bitch all night long

Dunkin' on these bitches, like a god in 2K (yuh)

Shootin' harder than Al-Qaeda with the AK's (ayy)

Immigrated legally, ain't no bad hombre

Mollys, Millies, V-Bucks, Xannies

This the USA

Smithing armor in Skyrim

Cool armor, I look fly-rim

Fight Draugr, cut off their limbs

Skip away, its some fresh Timbs

Logging onto Rust

I am in disgust

These hoes got no trust

I leave em in the dust

Hackin' Toon-Town with the clan

Swear on my server, get the ban

1v1 the taliban

Pop jellybeans, pop a xan

Riding along in Shadow of The Colossus

Pull up on my new whip, agro, then shoot and miss

Fallin' these giants and stealin' their livelihood

They ride my whip, agro straight back to the hood

Squadala in Portal 2

Reservations for the Sioux

Gra-ta-ta, we start to shoot

Jump in orange, come out blue

Smoke emerging in a haze

This speaker's fucking ablaze

Shit's getting delirious

This situation's serious

[Interlude]

Sir, we're on our way and we'll be there soon!

Yo, need to get here fast, the fire's spreading everywhere

We'll be there in exactly, uh, 35 seconds

Ok, what should I do in the mean time?

Uh, try changing the song to anything else

Ok

(Despacito, Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito, Deja que te diga cosas al oído, Para que te acuerdes-)

Yo, this isn't working buddy

Bro, I'm gonna die

Uh, no you aren't! Not on my watch!

Yeah, there's smoke everywhere, I'm gonna get lung cancer or something

Uhh, that's not how it works

Shouldn't the fire department be dealing with this?

No, I got this

Uhh, I play Fortnite

[Verse 2]

Pull up in my squad car

Kickin' the front door down

Gotta run and dip and get that motherfrickin' speaker out

Michelle told me back in DC

Presidency won't be easy

But firefighting, damn it's greasy

Job's more annoying than Leafy

"Americans First" is the Obama motto

Money be flowing like CS:GO lotto

I pull the hose and the fire goes stoppo

I put it out, put it out, likes it El Chapo

They call me 21 Barack

Cause I got 21-foot cock

Rich in V-Bucks, Rich in Clout

My fellow Americans, Obama out!