[Chorus]
The last thing on my list of things to do is try dying
If you wanna live forever, then you will die trying
Inevitable like the weather, there's no use in lying
Death makes life worth living, so stop crying
[Verse 1]
Are you listening? Are your ears open for christening?
'Cause I'm pissing in the very same well you've been wishing in
'Til it's glistening, ain't a nice image but it's a clear one
Listen here, son, this ain't dismissive, this is fearsome
Fearsome, fearsome, I fear some things
But I don't fear death or other natural rumblings
Paranoia wrapped up in loosely factual fumblings
The end is near, well, how about go fill your day with fun things?
Feel the need to be the one right now to highlight
That nothing of significance will happen in your life
Damn that feels harsh! I guess it's why we buy
Into every headline and fear-mongering lie
[Chorus]
The last thing on my list of things to do is try dying
If you wanna live forever, then you will die trying
Inevitable like the weather, no use in lying
Death makes life worth living, so stop crying
[Verse 2]
Life ain't a bitch and death ain't a skeleton
We just personify that shit as a way of repelling them
Thousands of people stood alone in a crowd
Waiting to be covered by a burial shroud
"The sky is falling!" Nah it ain't, it's just rain
"The sky is falling!" Nah na-nah, it's barely spitting
"The sky is falling!" The sky ain't falling
Everything remains the same, you've still got work in the morning
[Bridge]
You can't hide from the hearse ride
Whoever said that shit could reverse, lied
You can't hide from the hearse ride
You can't hide from the hearse ride
You can't hide
Shit
Who's that waiting down by the graveyard?
Who's that waiting down by the graveyard?
Who's that waiting down by the graveyard?
Nah it ain't me, nah it ain't me
Who's that waiting down by the graveyard?
Who's that waiting down by the graveyard?
Who's that waiting down by the graveyard?
Nah it ain't me, nah it ain't me
Who's that waiting down by the graveyard?
Who's that waiting down by the graveyard?
Who's that waiting down by the graveyard?
Nah it ain't me, nah it ain't me
Who's that waiting down by the graveyard?
Who's that waiting down by the graveyard?
Who's that waiting down by the graveyard?
Nah it ain't me, nah it ain't me
Who's that waiting down by the graveyard?
Who's that waiting down by the graveyard?
Who's that waiting down by the graveyard?
Nah it ain't me, nah it ain't me
Who's that waiting down by the graveyard?
Who's that waiting down by the graveyard?
Who's that waiting down by the graveyard?
Nah it ain't me, nah it ain't me
Who's that waiting down by the graveyard?
Who's that waiting down by the graveyard?
Who's that waiting down by the graveyard?
Nah it ain't me, nah it ain't me
[Chorus]
The last thing on my list of things to do is try dying
If you wanna live forever, then you will die trying
Inevitable like the weather, there's no use in lying
Death makes life worth living, so stop crying