Suzanne is getting married off in June

It'll be a perfect day

Yohannan and Jon Von can duke it out

For the right to give Suzanne away

The bridegroom is a charming bloke from Scotland

He wants to be a citizen

His friends are telling him he's buying into

The patriarchal system

I never really though of Jawbreaker

As the perfect wedding band

Let's just hope that Martin Sprouse does not get pissed

And break his other hand

Go!

Will O'Dell catch the poison ivy bouquet

Say it's not big enough and throw it away?

Hey!

One, two, three, four!

Will they honeymoon at Gilman Street

And watch a zillion crummy bands?

Will pots and pans be flying in two weeks

And who has to take out the trash?

I know that they're in love

But who'll take off the gloves first

And punch the other in the nose?

And what I'm wondering, dude

Is if the marriage is approved

By Maximumrocknroll

Go!

She's getting married

She's getting married

She's getting married

We expect divorce