[Verse 1]

You say I need help

You're gonna read me the riot act

Well, I'm stuck in the refrigerator of your ignorance

[Chorus]

I don't wanna be here today

I don't wanna be here anyway

I don't wanna suffocate in a plastic bag

[Verse 2]

I'm stuck inside the hefty bag of your pedantic worldview

And now my eyes are bugging out

And my lips are turning blue

[Chorus]

I don't wanna be here today

I don't wanna be here anyway

I don't wanna suffocate in a plastic bag

[Bridge]

[?], baby

Ouch, I'm on fire!

Get outta my way!

[Verse 3]

You make a federal case out of the clothes I wear

I'm gagging on your dirty looks

They're cutting off my air

[Chorus]

I don't wanna be here today

I don't wanna be here anyway

I don't wanna suffocate in a plastic bag

[Outro]

I don't wanna choke to death in a plastic bag