[Verse 1]

Creeping in the bushes, spying on old ladies

He's a trembling psycho

Fingering his wallet, drooling like a baby

Waiting for the homos

Prancing all around in his garter belt and panties

Remembering the Catholic schoolgirls

Rope and leather handcuffs hanging on the bedpost

Ready when he's home from work

[Chorus 1]

Nipple clamps, a gold cock ring

A ball gag muffles up the screams

He brings them home, he tries so hard

But they always have to leave

Pervert at large

[Verse 2]

Sitting counting numbers, hands on clock move backwards

Sweating in his suit and tie

Magazine is open, Touch Of Pleasure circled

Number's burning in his mind

Crawling all around in his garter belt and panties

Remembering the Catholic schoolgirls

Quarts of Probe and Sta-Hard scattered on the floor

Strap-on dildos on the windowsill

[Chorus 2]

Rubber skivvies, prick in hand

He's got four fingers up his ass

He's sick of hanging out in bars

'Cause they never understand

Pervert at large

Pervert at large

[Bridge]

I'm the fuckin' Dalai Lama, princess

You got fat little girl tits

I'm a multi-billion dollar baby

1-2-3, let's go!

[Verse 2]

Sitting counting numbers, hands on clock move backwards

Sweating in his suit and tie

Magazine is open, Touch Of Pleasure circled

Number's burning in his mind

Crawling all around in his garter belt and panties

Remembering the Catholic schoolgirls

Quarts of Probe and Sta-Hard scattered on the floor

Strap-on dildos on the windowsill

[Chorus 1]

Nipple clamps, a gold cock ring

A ball gag muffles up the screams

He brings them home, he tries so hard

But they always have to leave

Pervert at large

[Chorus 2]

Rubber skivvies, prick in hand

He's got four fingers up his ass

He's sick of hanging out in bars

'Cause they never understand

Pervert at large

[Outro]

Pervert at large

Pervert at large

Pervert at large

Pervert at large

Pervert at large

Pervert at large

Pervert at large, large, large

Whoo!