[Verse 1]

I don't wanna call you and take you to the show

I don't wanna go on dates with you and write you sappy notes

'Cause I don't need the hassles

I don't need the headaches, too

[Chorus]

And I don't wanna be in love with you

I don't wanna be in love with you

I don't wanna be in love with you

I don't wanna be in love with you

[Verse 2]

I don't wanna take you for walks on the beach

I don't want you hanging on me like a leech

'Cause I know what you're trying

I know what you're trying to do

[Chorus]

And I don't wanna be in love with you

I don't wanna be in love with you

I don't wanna be in love with you

I don't wanna be in love with you

[Bridge]

Love is a waste of my time

Don't waste my time 'cause I've got better things to do

To you love is just games and googly-eyed teen romance

That's why I don't wanna be in love with you

[Verse 3]

I don't wanna think about you everyday

I don't wanna shower, put on aftershave

'Cause love is for assholes

Yeah, love is for assholes, it's true

[Chorus]

And I don't wanna be in love with you

I don't wanna be in love with you

I don't wanna be in love with you

I don't wanna be in love with you