[Intro]

BIFF: Hey Coach, you got my tickets for the Suicidal Tendencies show at Medusa's tonight?

COACH: Yeah, Biff. Do you remember the game plan?

BIFF: Sure! Me and the guys will use the T formation to take out as many punks as possible

COACH: That's right! Don't forget the quarter barrel. And remember, kick some ass!

[Chorus]

Gonna whip you

Whip you with a towel

Gonna whip you

Whip you with a towel

[Verse 1]

You don't know you look totally lame

You're a jockpunk, man, it's a fuckin' shame

[Chorus]

Gonna whip you

Whip you with a towel

Gonna whip you

Whip you with a towel

[Verse 2]

You're starting fights with people weaker than you

Come over here and I'll pound on you

Gonna whip you

[Chorus]

Gonna whip you

Whip you with a towel

Gonna whip you

Whip you with a towel

[Verse 3]

You have a fit if the music's too slow

Your momma's calling, so you better go

Gonna whip you

[Outro]

Whip you with a towel

Whip you with a towel

Whip you with a towel

Whip you with a towel