[Intro]

I need therapy, I need therapy

Oh yeah

I need therapy, I need therapy

Oh yeah

[Verse 1]

My girlfriend left today

When I said, "But I love you babe"

But she just kicked me in the face

Oh yeah, I'm so depressed

I need a shrink

[Chorus]

I need therapy, I need therapy

Oh yeah

I need therapy, I need therapy

Oh yeah

[Verse 2]

OD'ed on the Ramones

'Cause I just sit around at home

And bitch and whine 'cause I'm alone

Oh yeah, I'm so depressed

I need a shrink

[Bridge]

I need an institution, think

There ain't no solution, think

The U.S. Constitution, think

[Chorus]

I need therapy, I need therapy

Oh yeah

I need therapy, I need therapy

Oh yeah

[Verse 3]

OD'ed on Mr. T

I sit around and watch TV

And now I think I got VD

Oh yeah, I'm so depressed

I need a shrink