I Hate Led Zeppelin - Intellectual

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Robert Plant, a slimy fuck

John Bonham, man, he really sucked

Those greedy fuckers, those phony shits

They made their money off idiots

I hate Led Zeppelin

Woa-woa-woa-woa-woah!

Twelve-dollar concerts were all the rage

They bought cocaine for Jimmy Page

"Stairway to Heaven" makes me see red

Bonzo's buried, only three more left

I hate Led Zeppelin