[Verse 1]

Hey asshole

You know your teeth are stained brown from all the shit you talk?

Hey asshole

What about all the fat little teenage boys you fuck?

Hey asshole

Aside from dealing coke and LSD, what have you done?

Ya dick

[Verse 2]

Hey asshole

Do you feel warm inside lording it over a bunch of kids?

You're no upright citizen, you pig

A tenth-grade boy's mouth around your dick

Hey asshole

Aside from writing pretentious, boring tunes what have you did?

Ya hack

[Chorus 1]

Fuckin' jerk, wow!

Asshole

Asshole

Asshole

Motherfucker!

[Verse 3]

Hey asshole

On the Internet, a couple dozen mongoloids at your tit

Hey asshole

I think your heart done be inflated with horseshit

Yeah, shit, dude

You fucking dirty old man, you fucking tourist, you wrinkled old twit

Fuck you

[Chorus 2]

Dirty cocksucker, wow!

Asshole

Asshole

Asshole

[Outro]

Hey asshole

Everyone knows you're the Michael Jackson of punk rock

Asshole