[Verse 1]

I was hanging out at the show

Feeling like a fat potato

I don't know what I'm doing here

I saw her at the door

And she looked as bored

As me, so I got her in

[Chorus]

I put her on the guest list at the show

And now I get to watch her dance like the other weirdos do

Oh oh-ah-oh oh

[Verse 2]

I saw she brought a camera

She danced the groin-o-rama

And we were really having fun

Told her I'm the lead singer

I felt like Harvey Klinger

And then she smacked me in the head

[Chorus]

I put her on the guest list at the show

And now I get to watch her dance like the other weirdos do

Oh oh-ah-oh oh

[Guitar lead]

[Chorus]

I put her on the guest list at the show

And now I get to watch her dance like the other weirdos do

Oh oh-ah-oh oh

[Outro]

A-wa-ah-ah-ah-oh oh

A-wa-ah-ah-ah-oh oh

A-wa-ah-ah-ah-oh oh

A-wa-ah-ah-ah-oh oh