[Verse 1]

I've had it with you and your friends

I've got eyes in the back of my head

Get the fuck away from me

Or I'll put you right over my knee

[Chorus 1]

Count to three, I'll ruin all your fun

Count to three, and then you'd better run

Count to three, I've had it up to here

Count to three

I'm gonna count from one to three

You'd better disappear

[Interlude]

Can't top me!

Whoo!

[Verse 2]

I'm twice the man you'll ever be

I got two brass balls to prove it, baby

I've been stylin' since you wore short pants

Now I'm taking names and kicking ass

[Chorus 2]

Count to three, I'll fuck up your good time

Count to three and listen to you whine

Count to three, it's past your bedtime, dude

Count to three

I'm gonna count to one, two, three

And then you better move

[Chorus 3]

Count to three, I've had it up to here

Count to three, you better disappear

Count to three, I'll fuck up all your fun

Count to three, and now you better run

Count to three, and now you better run

Count to three, and now you better run

Count to three, and now you better run

[Outro]

Count to three, yeah

Count to three, yeah

Count to three, yeah

Count to three

Count to three