Celena looks at me

And asks me if I know what's on TV

And now she wants to know what's wrong with me

And why I always have to be so mean

Celena wants to know

Why I never seem to want to go

To all the clubs her friends like going to

And why we never do what she wants to

And I can't blame her

'Cause I can't talk to her and make her understand

I'm not the boyfriend that she made herself believe I was

Celena's thinking Celena's leaving

Celena says I broke her heart

She's going home to think about

The time she wasted being with me

Celena says she's tired

Of spending so much of her precious time

Watching me while I watch Benny Hill

And counting every minute that I kill

Celena says she's young

And she deserves to have a little fun

But if that's what Celena really thinks

Then I don't understand why she won't leave

I'm getting tired

Of seeing her drunken body lying on the stairs

If you see my picture in the paper

You'll know why I'm there

Celena's thinking Celena's leaving

Celena says I broke her heart

She's going home to see her mom

And think of ways it'll make me miserable

Celena's telling me

My future doesn't look too promising

She sits there eating ice cream while she pouts

And wonders why I sleep out on the couch

Celena picks at me

And says I'm not the guy I used to be

I smoke a cigarette and fall asleep

But she continues right on nagging me

I'm getting better at ignoring her

But she doesn't seem to care

If you see the news report on TV

You'll know why I'm there

Celena's thinking Celena's leaving

Celena says I broke her heart

Celena's thinking Celena's leaving

Celena says I broke her heart

Celena's thinking Celena's leaving

Celena's thinking Celena's leaving

Celena's thinking Celena's leaving

Celena's thinking Celena's leaving me

Maybe today's the day she'll leave

Maybe today's the day she'll leave

Maybe today's the day she'll leave

Maybe today's the day she'll leave