Released on August 25, 1998

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[Intro]

Do you ever shut up?

Do you ever shut up?

Woah-oh-oh

Do you ever shut up?

Do you ever shut up?

Woah-oh-oh

Do you ever shut up?

Do you ever shut up?

Woah-oh-oh

Do you ever shut up?

Do you ever shut up?


[Verse 1]

Why not gossip about Martina Hingis?

You can rhyme her name with cunnilingus

Woah-oh-oh

The US Open's a piece of piss

When you're a little Swiss miss


[Chorus 1]

She's at break point

This song's about my breaking point

At the point of this break in the song

Woah-oh-oh-oh

Why can't we all just get along

Like Martina and her mom?


[Verse 2]

Women tennis players aren't all dykes

And so what if we're on Fat Mike's...

Woah-oh-oh

...record label?

'Cause our cards are on the table


[Chorus 2]

And you can say that it's just a house of cards

And we can say that you're just a bunch of retards

Woah-oh-oh-oh

But you know that the truth is that our hearts

Are in the right place, you know we try hard

We give it our best shot


[Outro]

Then we give up and go home

Then we give up and go home

Then we give up