Massacres, violence, film at ten

Media scumbags strike again

Shove a microphone in some poor guy's face

So your ratings can soar to outer space

Charles Manson

Adolf Hitler

Oprah Winfrey

No, no, no, no, no!

Ken and Barbie on location

Pretty newsman, masturbation

Not a way to spend my afternoon

I'd rather eat Doritos and watch cartoons

John Gacy

Mark Chapman

John Hinckley

Go, John, go!

Channel Eight and the Daily Times

Make sure we don't forget those nasty crimes

Keep your TV on and stay inside

Or you'll end up a victim of a homicide

Bernie Goetz

Phil Donahue

What's the difference?

I don't know