[Intro]
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[Verse 1: Matt Robinson]
Twenty years and going strong
He's never kissed a girl besides his mom
He's got a throw pillow from his favorite show
He wears a fucking fedora everywhere he goes
I don't think this guy is on this world
He thinks that just being nice should get him the girl
So now he'll complain about how he thought it should be
"Why does this always happen to me, to me?"
[Chorus: Matt Robinson]
She's stupid pretty, he's pretty stupid
Lonely loser chewing a toothpick
Lost in the dark, trying to turn on the lights
He just wants the one, she wants something to bite tonight
She took her skirt off, he didn't notice
He gave her a hug, she wanted a kiss
He missed the signs so she found a different guy
So sorry Jack, but better luck next time
[Post-Chorus]
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[Verse 2: Matt Robinson]
Girls just suck, they're outta touch
I guess that asking for a quick one is just too much
So she's a bitch cause she doesn't like you back
She's omega, you're the alpha of your own wolf pack
But come tonight he's gonna think of you and
He's got a tissue for his issue and a date with his hand
Hugging his pillow, crying himself to sleep
"That's the girl that was meant to be with me, with me!"
[Chorus: Matt Robinson]
She's stupid pretty, he's pretty stupid
Lonely loser chewing a toothpick
Lost in the dark, trying to turn on the lights
He just wants the one, she wants something to bite tonight
She took her skirt off, he didn't notice
He gave her a hug, she wanted a kiss
He missed the signs so she found a different guy
So sorry Jack, but better luck next time
[Bridge: Matt Robinson]
What's the matter?
Never had her
Find another
Hide your daughters
Suck up your pride
Go with the ride
Sometimes you lose
She doesn't want you
What's the matter? (Move on)
Never had her (Let go)
You'll be alright (She's gone)
(Better luck next time)
[Chorus: Matt Robinson]
She's stupid pretty, he's pretty stupid
Lonely loser chewing a toothpick
Lost in the dark, trying to turn on the lights
He just wants the one, she wants something to bite tonight
She took her skirt off, he didn't notice
He gave her a hug, she wanted a kiss
He missed the signs so she found a different guy
So sorry Jack, but better luck next time
[Chorus: Matt Robinson]
She's stupid pretty, he's pretty stupid
Lonely loser chewing a toothpick
Lost in the dark, trying to turn on the lights
He just wants the one, she wants something to bite tonight
She took her skirt off, he didn't notice
He gave her a hug, she wanted a kiss
He missed the signs so she found a different guy
So sorry Jack, but better luck next time
[Outro: Matt Robinson]
Wait, don't go (What's the matter?)
I know, we were meant to be (Never had her)
(You'll be alright)
One chance, please stay (Don't go)
I guess you're happy without me