[Intro]
Yo, yo, School, cousin, what's up, man? What's up with the record business?
Man, I think I'ma have to beat somebody up, man
They always be bitin' my shit man, y'know, man, just bitin', man
Man, I told you how them niggas are man, they ain't nothin' but squares
Oh man, that's what they is
Yo Schoolly, what time is it?
[Chorus]
Lookin' at my Gucci, it's about that time
For MC Schoolly D to start hummin' a rhyme
I heard you was out there bitin' my lines
And if I catch you, boy, yo' ass is mine
You always in my face sayin' "Schoolly School, man
How the fuck did ya get so cool, man?
Never ever seen you play no fool"
'Cause I use that microphone like a plumber use a tool
One, two, one, two, three, and
Lookin' at my Gucci, it's about that time
For MC Schoolly D to start hummin' a rhyme
I heard you was out there bitin' my lines
And if I catch you, boy, yo' ass is mine
You always in my face sayin' "Schoolly School, man
How the fuck did ya get so cool, man?
Never ever seen you play no fool"
'Cause I use that microphone like a plumber use a tool
One, two, one, two, three, and
[Verse 1]
MC Schoolly D, and I’m on the beatbox
I've never had a party that I didn't rock
I never met a girl who didn’t get in her world
I never met a dude that wasn't too cool
Never been stopped next to T.O.P
Police ain't try to fuck with MC Schoolly D
To dollar bitches, they on my riches
Sucka MCs taken out with the dishes
Rhymes so delicious, raps so vicious
Buy me a wife to do my dishes
I keep ya in stitches
Ya hangin in kitches
No itch, no ash, no crust, no bitches
I eat sandwiches
My best friend bitches
Based on fact, not based fictitious
[Hook]
Lookin' at my Gucci, it's about that time
For MC Schoolly D to start hummin' a rhyme
I heard you was out there bitin' my lines
And if I catch you, boy, yo' ass is mine
You always in my face sayin' "Schoolly School, man
How the fuck did ya get so cool, man?
Never ever seen you play no fool"
'Cause I use that microphone like a plumber use a tool
One, two, one, two, three, and
[Verse 2]
F-U-C-K-I-N-G
Tarzan and Jane does it in a tree
Adam and Eve, birds and the bees
Everybody do it but the sucka MCs
Roxanne did it to UTFO
About a sucka nigga down callin' a ho
"I say baby doll, can ya meet me in the black?
We do it from the front, and we do it from the back"
But don't, don't do it, 'cause niggas are sly
They ain't got no job, they be down with the mob
And the only thing you'll do is [?]
[?], everybody gets a turn
But the only thing you'll get is burn, baby, burn
[Hook]
Lookin' at my Gucci, it's about that time
For MC Schoolly D to start hummin' a rhyme
I heard you was out there bitin' my lines
And if I catch you, boy, yo' ass is mine
You always in my face sayin' "Schoolly School, man
How the fuck did ya get so cool, man?
Never ever seen you play no fool"
'Cause I use that microphone like a plumber use a tool
One, two, one, two, three, and
[Verse 3]
Baa baa black sheep was a little whore
Can't run hack 'cause she gave herself some more
Give her a dollar to make her scream and holler
We had our little fun and she made me wanna cum
Reached in my pocket, pulled out my gun
Shot the pimp in the head, motherfucker fell dead
But now she in jail with a ten-year bail
(That's-that's-that's-that's fresh!)
[Hook]
Lookin' at my Gucci, it's about that time
For MC Schoolly D to start hummin' a rhyme
I heard you was out there bitin' my lines
And if I catch you, boy, yo' ass is mine
You always in my face sayin' "Schoolly School, man
How the fuck did ya get so cool, man?
Never ever seen you play no fool"
'Cause I use that microphone like a plumber use a tool